Books
Man falls off a mountain, somehow lives, and meets a majestic man that kidnaps him and no one questions it.
Fallen Sun (My book :D)
War crimes and drowning men :D!
EPIC: The Musical
Woman breaks into a house but it's okay because she cleans it.
Snow White
This movie defies the laws of biology and science and SOMEHOW Shark Boy and Fire Girl can have a relationship and not....die.
Elemental
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITING!!!"
EPIC: The Musical
One of the main characters is named after the guy in the massage chair.
Shatter Me
Two witches have a friendship crisis because one is cursed and the other is popular. They sing about it for 2 hours.
Wicked
A girl falls into a weird dimension, everyone has daddy issues, time is broken, and somehow a clock becomes the main character.
Alice Through The Looking Glass
A girl’s emotions get lost in her head, so five tiny people argue over who gets to ruin her life while her parents wonder why she’s suddenly annoying.
Inside Out
"It's just a step to the left"
Rocky Horror
A broke kid visits a weird shop where several children discover that actions have consequences. Oh, and singing slaves.
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
An anxious guy lies about being best friends with a dead kid and accidentally starts a whole Broadway-sized dumpster fire.
Dear Evan Hansen
A bunch of people go underwater to find a city, then everyone starts fighting over rocks and a hot air balloon.
Atlantis
Man convinces another man to play with his hair
Ratatouille
"Hello."
Book Of Mormon
Kid gets a mysterious textbook, develops a crush, and spends the year doing teenage nonsense while his principal gets murdered.
Harry Potter (Half Blood Prince to be specific)
A guy gets a plant, feeds it, and somehow makes that everyone’s problem.
Girl becomes Trans for a few weeks, joins the military, almost gets everyone killed, and saves the country because her dad is built like a wet noodle.
Mulan
Two brothers go on a road trip to resurrect their dad, but only manage to bring back his legs.
Onward
"Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty"
Matilda
Girl gets forced into college where everyone has anger issues, almost dies 47 times, falls in love with a walking red flag, and somehow gets homework.
Fourth Wing
Some teenage boys get mad about newspapers and start a union because capitalism is cringe.
Newsies
A family gets superpowers, but one girl gets ✨absolutely nothing✨, so she has a mental breakdown and almost destroys their free housing.
Encanto
Girl gets her period, turns into a giant furry red carpet, and makes it everyone else's problem.
Turning Red
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT."
Hadestown