Science
Frogs are this type of animal
Picachu runs 26 miles in this race
What is a Pokemonathon?
If the prequels were bad, then the Disney Star Wars movies were this
What is Star Worse?
17
34/2=x?
You get these by crushing potato chips into powder and then mixing them with water, pouring them into strips and deep frying them.
What are French Fries?
10g of snow melts to form this quantity of water.
What is not a lot.
If you are a celebrity, they might take your picture while you are dabbing
Who are the dabbarazzi?
Two guys named Ian watch your mobile phone for you so it won't get stolen while you go to the bathroom
What are Guard-Ians of the Galaxy (S7)?
Pi
Fresh fruit is only fresh when it's this:
What is fruit?
FreeshAVOGARDRO!
What is a guac-a-MOLE?
This will be the name given to the generation who graduates high school from home due to Covid19
Quaranteenagers
When the sad quiet goth girl who never talks in class doesn't come back from the bathroom in Spanish class and the school resource officer has to search for her
What is Finding Emo
PEMDAS
What is the order of the letters, P E M D A and S when you spell them in that order?
Soup.
Pangolins and Bats
What are the two types of animals that should be in the next Disney realistic CGI animal movie?
When the dried up wound on your forehead is so embarassing you are always hiding it behind your elbow
This Saw prequel chronicles the disturbing life of playground abuse suffered by the protagonist as a young child
What is See Saw?
How many multiples of Pi are divisible by Pi and the whole number it was multiplied by to make the multiple?
None, Pi doesn't have multiples. It's a trick question.
meals
What are snacks in between snacks?
It means, "no worries for the rest of your days . . ."
What is winning the lottery?
When your father can't separate humor from discipline
pun-ishment
Four 90 degree angles connect two lines with two other lines of unequal length in a swamp with a donkey
What is a Shrektangle?
Trigonometry is the branch of mathematics that deals with this aspect of right triangles.
What are their unexpectedly complex ramifications?
You can chew this and blow bubbles but be careful not to swallow!
What is dish soap?