Patrick Lane is my dad
Who is your Dad?
Sunday
What day is it?
It's at the front of the classroom
Where is the board?
12:00, normally
When is lunch time?
Because my ice cream is gone
Why are you sad?
You are a student in my class
Who am I?
2024
What year is it?
You are sitting on them
Where are the chairs?
I was born in 1991
When were you born?
Why is it wet outside?
Who is the police man?
January
What month is it?
I live in Erlin
Where do you live?
My first baby was born in 2021
When did you have your first baby?
Because the sun is out
Why is it hot today?
My friend's name is Allen
Who is your friend?
My name is Mr. Lane
What is my teacher's name?
Go outside, turn left and walk to the end
The bathroom is on your left
Where is the bathroom?
Summer will start on June 21st
When will it be summer?
Because I eat too much ice cream
Why are you so fat?
Your teacher today is me, Mr. Lane
Who is the teacher?
Mooo
What does a Cow say?
I come from Australia
Where do you come from?
It starts on February 10th
When is Chinese New Year?
Because I did not sleep well last night
Why are you tired?