60’s slang
What does it mean when someone is a “greaser”?
a guy who used a lot of hair grease; a tough guy in general
This president once killed a man in a duel
Andrew Jackson
Jediism is a (mostly fake) religion that obviously takes inspiration from the Star Wars films. In what state was this started?
Texas
What does DID stand for?
Dissociative Identity Disorder
I got food poisoning from ___ twice in a row
Burger King
What are “curtain climbers”?
Small children; more specifically, toddlers
This group was a loose coalition of diverse political interests—Anti-Masons, National Republicans, disillusioned Democrats—united by a shared hatred of President Andrew Jackson
The Whigs
In the BoM, having white skin is seen as a blessing from God but having black skin is seen as what?
Having black skin is a curse from God
(See photo I saved)
If I tell you I’m “Minsexual”, what kind of person am I attracted to?
Minsexual refers to the exclusive attraction to those who are masculine in nature (MIN). This can include men, masculine aligned and/or masculine presenting non-binary people, and potentially masculine women
I have two types of cars I’m currently a fan of. The two cars I like are VERY hated by the public. Name at least one car I like. Double points if you can name both
The Kia Soul and the Cybertruck
When someone is a “bird-dog” they are doing what?
Trying to steal your girl
The $500 bill had this Presidents face on the bill and was discontinued in 1969
William McKinley
he Church of Euthanasia (CoE) is a political organization started by Reverend Chris Korda. According to the church’s website, it is “a non-profit educational foundation devoted to restoring the balance between Humans and the remaining species on Earth.” One of their many slogans is “Save the earth and ____ ____ ____”
Save the earth and kill your self
Self designated “representative of the entire Latino community” Maite Arce once said we need to change the color of this item so it doesn’t frighten illegal aliens entering said area
Maite Arce said we need to change the color of Park Ranger uniforms because it might frighten illegal aliens entering the parks. Quote “The Park Rangers have offended someone, but not just anyone or any single individual. It seems the Rangers have offended and are said to be scaring an entire race of people. Yes, after 100 years of Park Ranger uniforms not offending anyone, it seems now the Latino community has a palpable fear of them”
Sometime in 2017-18, my sister BRUTALLY attacked me with a ___ and shattered my tooth. What did she hit me with?
A metal baseball bat
What is the act of “back seat bingo”?
Making out in the back of a car
While a student at Yale University, this president was captain of the baseball team and a member of Skull and Bones, an elite secret student society
George Bush
The Creativity Movement (formerly known as the World Church Of The Creator) is an organization that prides itself on being one of the only ___ only religion
White’s only religion
On the February 28, 2016 episode of Last Week Tonight, John Oliver explained that Donald Trump’s ancestral family name was, in fact, “___” but changed over time.
“Drumpf”
What was my first gaming console?
The first console I ever received was a PS3. The console came with Skylanders but we returned it less than a day later
When someone is a “supermurgitroid” they are what?
Cool or “with it”
This Presidents middle initial didn’t stand for any name. It was just that letter
Harry S. Truman. The S meant nothing
An Austrian nun named Agnes Blannbekin once said that Jesus’ ____ may lie safeguarded in reliquaries made of gold and crystal and inlayed with gems--or it may have ascended into the heavens all by itself
Jesus’ foreskin
If I’m a furry and own a fur suit, what does it mean when I get “con crud”?
A rare itchy fungus harbored in fursuits. Furry Cons bring vets to help everyone get vaccinated because getting pricked with needles is apparently harder than showering
My true friends know that I’ve been through quite a few jobs in my 20 years. Exactly how many jobs have I worked? (Including the one I have now)
7 jobs