The city of David where there was no room at the Inn.
Bethlehem
This former governor of Arkansas is a philandering womanizer who made Monica Lewinsky famous.
Bill Clinton
Which apostle needed to see the wounds of Jesus and feel his side before he could believe?
Thomas
Fred and Barney are best friends in this prehistoric cartoon.
The Flintstones
This founder of the Missionaries of Charity was born in Macedonia but spent much of her life caring for the poor in India.
Mother Teresa
The Bishop of Rome actually lives in this country, the smallest in the world.
Vatican City
This former presidential candidate looks like a skeleton, made up a bunch of BS about his time in Vietnam and married a rich ketchup heiress.
John Kerry
Easter ends on this day when the Holy Spirit appeared as tongues of fire above Mary and the apostles.
Pentecost
Bart, Homer, Lisa, Marge and Maggie live in this town that has never been identified as belonging to any particular state.
Springfield
This polish priest gave his life in place of another prisoner at Auschwitz in 1941.
Maximillian Kolbe
This South American city features a 98-foot statue of Christ the Redeemer.
Rio de Janeiro
Millenial morons who have no idea how economics works always seem to support this economic system despite the fact it has failed wherever it's tried, has killed millions and makes everyone but an elite few very poor.
Socialism (also acceptable: Communism)
Two apostles on the road to Emmaus didn't recognize Jesus until this act.
The breaking of the bread
These four friends were named after Renaissance painters, love pizza and fight the foot clan.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
This pope holds the record for canonizing the most saints.
Pope Francis
Robert Cavelier de la Salle claimed the land for God at this American city that features more than 40 parishes, streets named after saints and the Cathedral of Saint Louis.
New Orleans
This governor of California looks to be on his way to a recall election and might lose to a chick who's not a chick.
Gavin Newsom
He was the first martyr stoned to death by the crowd and urged on by Saul shortly after the resurrection of Christ.
Stephen
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This character from "Family Guy" almost always repeats his catchphrase whenever he appears: 'You're never gonna catch me.'
Greased up Deaf Guy
This founder of the Knights of Columbus isn't yet a saint but has been declared "Blessed" by Pope Francis.
Michael J. McGivney
The Hagia Sophia located in this former capital of the Byzantine Empire began as a Christian church and has since served as a mosque, museum and is now again a mosque.
Istanbul
This hero of the liberal movement shared a girlfriend with a mob boss, was almost always full of drugs because of an old war injury and wouldn't have a place in the Democrat party if he were alive today.
John F. Kennedy
Divine Mercy Sunday is celebrated the Sunday after Easter and came about as a result of Jesus appearing to this Polish nun.
Faustina Kowalska
Mickey Mouse first appeared in this cartoon short.
Steamboat Willie
This "sleeping saint" has never decomposed and can still be viewed in Lourdes, France more than 142 years after her death.
Saint Bernadette