Christmas Riddles
What did the gingerbread man put on top of his bed?
A cookie sheet.
"Laughing all the way!"
Jingle Bells
Stealing Christmas
The Grinch
"KEVIN!!!"
Home Alone 1
"You'll shoot your ___ out!"
eye
What did one Santa hat say top the other?
You go on ahead.
"I don't know if there'll be snow..."
Holly Jolly Christmas
Becoming Santa
The Santa Clause
"Faith is believing things when common sense tells you not to."
Miracle on 34th Street
"What is a Christmas without _______ ____?"
Christmas trees
Why don't lobsters give Christmas presents?
Because they are shellfish.
"...the stars are brightly shining."
O Holy Night
"God bless us everyone!"
A Christmas Carroll
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!"
Elf
"If you're worried and you can't sleep, count your _____ instead of sheep."
blessings
Why does Santa use GPS?
He doesn't want to be a lost Claus.
"Let earth receive their king."
Joy To The World
Scary Christmas
The Nightmare Before Christmas
"Merry Christmas You Filthy Animal!"
Home Alone 2
"I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all really. Maybe it just needs a ____ ____."
little love
Where do little trees go to become Christmas trees?
Elementree School!
"See the blazing yule before us."
Deck The Halls
Alive Snowman
Frosty
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."
Its a Wonderful Life
"Rudolph, with your nose so bright, won't you ____ my sleigh tonight?"
guide