Teachers
Worst history teacher ever
Mrs. Donner
Olaf the Snowman, tries to be cool
Mr. Page
The master of the doe-sie-doe, Mr. Hoedown himself
Mr. Callahan
Things you might hear Mrs. Pelligrino say trying to break up a fight in Minerva
"Girls, stop"
Your favorite chef, now back in his hood
Louis
Makes soap and performs country
Jeff Sherner
Loves to hear herself talk, while her building falls apart around her
Mrs. Cirani
You know gym is going to suck when you hear 'Ready, begin'
The Fitnessgram PACER test
Things you might see getting thrown into the Canal in October
Pumpkins
The restaurant is still looking for the Jelly
Gabby
Can you hand in yous homework
Frau Roth
Runs FHS, not very well I might add
Bob Clark
No, I do not want to come up and dance during this seasonal musical event
The Christmas Jazz Concert
Things you might see in Potter Park on your way home
The best fight ever
Common phrase asked when trying to buy crappy drugs over Snapchat
"Yo, you mobile?"
Squidward
Mrs. Terboss
Sneaks up on you
Mr. Henchen
Rigged to let the seniors win, but at least you got to scream really loud
The Pep Rally
Things you might see but never have any slight interest in listening to, and are posted on the school Instagram anyway
The Raider Podcast
Mr. Bit tried to break in up, a famous video
"Brotherhood Sisterhood Week" fight
Is actually playing Call of Duty with that headset
Mr. Zimmerman
Can you just give me a snow day already?
Bretty P
Members of this type of assembly get offended when the crowd makes fun of them, even though they should expect it
The Teaser
Things you might hear on the announcements to tell you what day it is, but are not funny
Those things like "Wacky Wednesday" you have never once laughed at
Gym coach who fell asleep during the softball unit and was once a professional body builder
Batman