Funny Facts
I got suspended in HS
Maya
I brought a girl back this semester and when we jumped on my bed it fully collapsed. I now sleep on the floor.
Jack
I have only dated/had sexual encounters with girls taller than me
Asher
I have surprisingly good aim. One time I peed directly into a car cup holder as a 5-yr old without giving any warning to my parents
Abdullah
I was sitting on a plane watching The Office with the scene where Jan is topless and 45 mins into the flight realized I was sitting next to real life Jan
Leni
A girl I met at a party invited me over to her dorm first week freshman year. It was 2am and she told me her roomate wasn’t there. I was like “why? It’s so late haha.” Rough world.
Dhilan
A girl has thrown up on me while giving head before (not drunk)
Asher
I once played catch with jay cutler
Dhilan
Walked in on my sister and her bf on a robotics school trip…They have now broken up and the bf is one of my suitmates…
Aarav
was at work parking in the garage, and then I parked into a pole. 💀💀 And then my dad decided to hide the dent by putting a giant tie dye cool vibes sticker over it, it was horrible 💀💀
Arushi
last week, while tired, I used itch cream that was laying around as toothpaste.
Shivam
My first time nutting was in a public restaurant bathroom.
Rishik
Ranked Masters in Overwatch (top 2-3% of competitive playerbase)
Cam
accidentally walked into an orgy at a party
Judi
almost had to bail 5 friends out of jail
Judi
When I was younger, I went on a midnight walk with a boy as a kind of date and I went to show him something on my phone and the most recent search was how to kiss cuz I looked it up ahead of time
Maya
when i was 16 my dad caught me making out w my ex bf at a gas station
ria
Hacked my schools grading system
Aarav
on the spot panic lied to my ex while on facetime (we were "talking" again) that the hickey she pointed out was just a shaving cut.
Shivam
I illegally entered India, talking, sneaking, and bribing my way through a port and airport to make a trip to the Taj Mahal.
Hollis
i didn’t know about michael phelps until a week ago
Abdullah
Was in a relationship with a cowgirl
Hollis
My first time drinking Bacardi I got on a yacht in Manhattan and ended up in Brooklyn the next morning with two random guys from Mongolia
Aileen
got extremely drunk at a grad party and ended up throwing up on some random guy who was passed out on the floor
Tej