It is fall and there is a bush, a pine tree, and an oak tree. What direction do the leaves on the pine tree fall when the wind blows west?
A pine tree doesn’t have leaves. It has needles.
What breaks but never falls?
Nightfall.
As fall progresses, the nights become colder. It is delicious food that can be eaten off of a cob holder. I wonder what it could be?
Corn.
Since I represent 8 but am listed as 10, I have shortened the time until the time changes again. What am I?
October.
What is able to run but never walk, has a mouth but never speaks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps?
A river.
What is the side of the tree with the most leaves?
The outside.
Why did the squirrel invite the acorn to Thanksgiving dinner?
He wanted to shell-ebrate their friendship!
How do you know Fall has arrived?
The leaves always fall for it…
Why won’t the apple tree share its fruit?
It’s too core to its nature.
Why did the turkey refuse to take the train to the farm?
He heard it was a fowl ride.
What happens when you tell a pumpkin a secret?
It goes in one ear and out the other.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was out-standing in his field.
What did the wind say to the tree?
“You’re so shady!”
Why did the two leaves break up?
They just drifted apart.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
What’s a leaf’s favorite activity?
Falling asleep!
Why did the apple cross the ocean?
To get to the core of the world!
Why did the leaf leave its branch?
It needed to branch out.
Why did the candy corn break up with the Hershey’s bar?
It just wasn’t sweet enough.
What does a turkey do when it’s feeling down?
It puts a little gobble in its step!
What do you call a pumpkin that can swim?
A float-gourd!
Why did the wind blow the leaves away?
So they could find new chances to branch out.
What’s the apple’s favorite drink?
Cider all the time!
Is there a way to fix a flat pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
What is the best way for an elephant to get out of a tree?
It sits on a leaf and waits until autumn.