Easy
I fall but never rise. I cover the ground in a colorful disguise. What am I?
Autumn leaves
People rake me up, toss me in a pile, then jump right in with a happy smile. What am I?
Leaves
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A Squash
A family of leaves was trying to change a light bulb. A squirrel walked by and asked why they hadn’t changed the bulb yet. What was the leaf’s response?
We keep falling.
What gets smaller every time it takes a bath?
Soap
I'm orange and round, a harvest delight. I glow in the dark and give kids a fright. What am I?
A jack-o'-lantern
I come in November with turkey and pie, families gather, and footballs fly. What am I?
Thanksgiving
I’m tall when I’m young, short when I’m old, and I stand inside Jack-o-lanterns every Halloween. What am I?
A Candle
Why is Dracula so easy to fool?
Because he’s a sucker.
What has a head but no brain?
Lettuce
You wear me to stay cozy as days grow cold. I’m soft, warm, and come in colors bold. What am I?
Sweater
I fall from trees but I'm not rain. I crunch under feet, again and again. What am I?
leaves
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
no body
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Straw-berries
I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. What am I?
A shirt
I’m tall and golden, in fields I sway. I'm picked in the fall and fed to hay. What am I?
Corn
I’m filled with spice, lattes and pie. Once fall hits, you know I’m nearby. What am I?
pumkin
If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?
fall
What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?
squash
What word contains 26 letters but only has three syllables?
Alphabet
I’m a treat and a tradition, gooey and sweet. I’m roasted on fire, a campfire feat. What am I?
marshmallow
I’m a fruit and a drink, I’m red or green. In orchards in fall, I’m often seen. What am I?
apple
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!
What happened when the turkey got in a fight?
The stuffing was knocked out of him.
What five-letter word typed in all capital letters can be read the same upside down?
SWIMS