Lebron
Lebron James can't be the greatest player of all time! Just look at his terrible hair!
If we let Lebron win player of the year, then what's next, letting Alexis win player of the year?!
Slipper slope
Skylar: Lebron James could dunk on Godzilla.
Luis: You're trippin' bruh.
Skylar: Prove me wrong turtle knees!
Burden of proof
You say Lebron doesn't own 500 race horses, but you did so by calling him a doofus, therefore you can't be right, you snorkel sniffer.
Fallacy fallacy
My mom said Lebron James is cool!
Appeal to authority
Lebron James is the best because he wrote about being the best in his autobiography.
Begging the question
My uncle Jimmy said he once scored 59 points in a single game back in '78, so no, frosty fingers, Lebron does NOT hold the single game point record.
Anecdotal.
I say Lebron is the best of all time. You say Dany Devito is the best of all time. Logically, the best player of all time must be some combination of James and Devito, you insufferable inkblot.
Middle ground
Lebron Hasn't had a bad game since I stopped showering, so no showers for me. After all, I can't risk him losing his streak.
False Cause
Heck yea I'm wearing a Lebron James jersey! Everybody's wearing one! Know your fashion beefhead!
Bandwagon
Sam says that Lebron has more wins than any other player in NBA history, but she has he ever stopped help the homeless people outside the stadium after those wins? No, poodle puncher, he has not.
Straw man
If you were really Lebronificent, you have the limited edition Lebron James Jordans on your stanky feet, but you don't, so you ain't.
No true scotsman
I know I failed the exam, but I was just so upset about Lebron missing all those 3's that I was up all night crying and consoling my fellow LeBROnies.
Appeal to emotion
Lebron James is tall....like a giraffe. Giraffe's only eat the shoots off of trees. Therefore, crumb-bum, Lebron James only eats the shoots off of trees and that's why he's so good.
Appeal to nature
You're either a Lebroniac or you're just drinking some grade A, pure, all-natural, certified HATERADE.
Black or white
Lebron James is the best at blocking, therefore the Lakers are great at blocking.
Composition and division
Lebron James is just built different.
Genetic
I bet six months ago, Lebron would be injured this season, and look at that, he's got a bandaid on his knee in warm-ups. Therefore, I win the bet, so pay up noodle neck!
Ambiguity
Lebron has hit a triple-double three games in a row, there's no way he won't get another tonight you dumb pringler!
Gambler's fallacy
I found these studies that say Lebron James is not actually a human, but actually an interdimensional being made of pure dunkocity. Don't ask about the other studies, you sunburnt sally.
Texas sharpshooter