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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, baking. One muffin turns to the other and says: “Is it just me, or is it getting really hot in here.” The second muffin turns to the first and says: “Holy crap, a talking muffin!”
Category Mistake - ascribing a property to something which cannot have that property, thus placing it in the wrong, inaccurate, or misleading category of things.