Dad Jokes
What’s green and pear-shaped
A pear
what is baba's favorite thing to do
yard work
Which surah is number 1
Fatiha
What’s the diameter of a basketball hoop in inches?
18 inches
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
who is the favorite person in the familly
MAMA!
which surah is number 50
Qaf
What sport is best known as the ‘king of sports’?
Soccer
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on many levels
How fast was ziyads world record speed in changing clothe
47 seconds
How many prophets are mentioned in the Qur'an
25
What’s the national sport of Canada?
Lacrosse
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
who is our designated driver
yusuf
Which surah is number 75
Qiyama
What country has competed the most times in the Summer Olympics yet hasn’t won a gold medal?
The Philippines
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
How long does sarah take to change
For ever
Surah Jathiyah
The kneeling down
How many dimples does an average golf ball have?
336