Harry Potter
Brothers
Potpourri
Funny Jokes that have nothing to do with Jim so you probably won't look at the category
100

Who wrote Harry Potter?

Jim

100

Give a compliment to your brother!

 Everyone loves Jim!

100

This home is more beautiful than the Taj Mahal?

What is Jim's house?

100

What fruit do ghosts like?

strawBOOries 

200

Where does Harry Potter attend school?

St. Raymond's

200

What is something you have in common with your brother?

My brother is genetically closet to humans, and in fact shares about 98.6 percent of our DNA.  My brother shares more of our family DNA with Chimpanzees than with monkeys or other groups, or even with other great apes. Jim and I also both play, have complex emotions and intelligence and a very similar physical makeup, except, if you look at it closely.

200

This time share is in the mountains of Colorado.

Some call it Breckenridge. Most call it Paradise or one of the seven wonders of the world since it is associated with "Jim".

200

How do French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour!

300

How many Harry Potter Books are there?

7, and they made 8 movies which Jim starred in

300

What is one thing you like to do with your brother?

_____________

300

This is the definition of paradise?

Any property on or around belonging to, thereby associated with, and never to be partially or fully obscured by Jim but can be wholly or partially owned or adorned by Jim.

300

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A SAND-witch!

400

Who is this character?


Jim's latest glamour shot

400

What is your favorite memory with your brother?

Almost getting my eye put out

400

Where did Halloween originate?

Jim's mind

400

What can you catch from a vampire in winter?

Frostbite

500

What is the second book called?


HP and the Chamber of Jim's Secrets

500

You argue the most about what with your brother?


He is always right because he always lives in paradise, therefore we never argue.

500

What is the most scary Halloween costume ever?

A costume that looks like Jim in real life.

500

What's a zombie's favorite cereal?

Rice Creepies

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