"Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul"
"With a corncob pipe with a button nose and two eyes made out of coal"
"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!"
The Grinch
Children leave this tasty treat for Santa on Christmas eve
Cookies and Milk
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
5 golden rings
Who is Jesus' Mother
Mary
"Dashing through the snow"
"In a one horse open sleigh"
"Merry Christmas you filthy animal"
Home Alone
When a child is naughty this is left in their stocking.
a lump of coal?
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
3 French hens
Where was baby Jesus born
Bethlehem
"Make my wish come true baby all I want for"
"Christmas is you"
"I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins"
Elf
Santa keeps these two lists to track which children get presents or coal on Christmas
Naughty and Nice list
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Partridge in a pear tree
Who was the father of Jesus
God
"Rocking around the Christmas tree at the Christmas party hop. Mistletoe hung"
"Where you can see every couple tries to stop"
"I've read these Christmas books so many times, I know the stories and I know the rhymes"
The Nightmare Before Christmas
How many reindeer does Santa have (Including Rudolph)
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
12 Drummers Drumming
How many wise men came to visit Jesus
Three
"said Santa to a boy child what have you been longing for"
"All I want for Christmas is a rock-n-roll electric guitar"
"Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see"
The Polar Express
This magical household figure moves from room to room, helping Santa by making sure children are good
Elf on a shelf
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
10 Lords a Leaping
What Angel told Mary that she was to carry God's child
Angel Gabriel