Pets
This is the name of the goldfish who famously died by "tripping on a rock."
Who is Golder
This is the street that mom, dad, Mallory, and Ethan lived on in Great Bend.
What is Adams street
This allegedly happened around the time Ethan was 4 years old, and is still hotly contested to this day.
What is Mallory kicking Ethan down the stairs
This is a Christmas classic that the family is obligated to watch at least once during the holidays.
What is 'It's a Wonderful Life'
These are something Ethan constantly broke as a child from playing too aggressively with them.
What are PlayStation 2 controllers
This pet was born in Ethan's closet.
Who is Bella
This is the town that Grandma Oleta moved to when she was 17 years old.
What is Topeka, Kansas
This is name Lexi uses when referring to the largest planet in our solar system.
What is "Jukiper"
This was a game played on many computers in our family, but was first played on Grandma Oleta's desktop.
What is 'The Sims'
This was the nickname of the black Lincoln when Mallory drove it in high school.
What is 'the Mafia Car'
This pet was mostly blind, mostly deaf, and missing several teeth towards the end of their life.
Who is Maggie Mae
This was the name of the cabin we were staying in when dad famously spanked Ethan for turning on and off a lamp.
What is Ravencrest
This was Joe's nickname his buddies came up with during his time in the military.
What is "Power Auer"
This was the name of the play Maddie starred in her freshman year of college.
What is 'Radium Girls'
This was the place where Mallory and Joe's friends flaked on them, leading them to have their first one-on-one date.
What is Pei Wei
This cat had the privilege of having Mallory as a surgical assistant during it's operation.
Who is Sheba
This was the name of the chiropractor dad worked under in Great Bend.
Who is Dr. Haffner
This was famously said by a classmate of dad's during a chiropractic school cadaver lab.
What is "I feel the heat of a subluxation"
This song was performed by Ethan at his elementary school Christmas program during his time at CKCA.
What is 'He's Got the Whole World in His Hands'
This was the exact address of Mallory and Joe's house in De Soto.
What is 28365 West 83rd Street
This pet met an unfortunate end when dad backed over them in Grandma's driveway.
Who is Skunky
This was the flower in mom's wedding bouquet.
What are White Lillies
This phrase was exclaimed by a family friend with dad in an airport.
What is "HARNESS BOOTS!"
This was name of the Judgment House script that all members of the family acted in the year it was put on.
What is "Web of Lies"
This was the name of the puppet show put on for the children in the Nazarene Church.
What is "Caraway Street"