Dad Jokes
What do you call a fake pasta noodle?
An Impasta
True or false: Andromeda is the name of our galaxy
False (Milky Way)
Être
to be
Mama OOoooOOOO
Bohemian Rhapsody
How many bases are on a regulation baseball field?
four
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems
Is buffalo the name of a state?
Yes
eau
water
You're on the phone with your girlfriend, she's upset
you belong with me
This is the color of the flag that is waved at the finish line to signal the winner of an F1 race
checkered
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forrest1
How many bones are in the human body?
206
Rainbow
arc en ciel
You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
California Gurls
In tennis, this is the term used to describe a score of zero
love
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño buisness
What is the tallest mammal on earth?
Girraffes
Hot dog
una/chien-chaud
You know you love me (Yo), I know you care (Uh-huh)
Just shout whenever (Yo), and I'll be there (Uh-huh)
Baby
What are the five colors that make up the rings on the official Olympic logo?
blue, black, red, yellow, green
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits
During World War II, on the day known as D-Day, at what location did allied troops invade Europe?
Beaches of Normandy, France
I don't know
Je ne sais pas
I know you're somewhere out there, somewhere far away
Talking to the moon
"The Great One"
Wayne Gretzky