"I will build a great one of these -- and nobody builds them better than me"
What is a wall?
Milkshake
Who is Joshua?
It is known for its elongated, rectangular shape, which presents a similarity to the straight one of these, hence its name
What is a razor clam shell?
Reactivated in 2009 and shines from dusk to dawn
What is Old Barney?
The activity of sitting or lying in the sun.
What is sunbathing?
"It's like in golf. A lot of people -- I don't want this to sound trivial -- but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive. It's weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can't sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be this, but I am a traditionalist."
What is Gay Marriage?
Pecan Cluster Blizzard
Who is Uncle Mark?
The outside of this common seen shell is dark blue or black in color; the inside is often a shimmery white with dark purple borders.
What is a mussel shell?
Open Year Round carrying beer, wine and spirits!
What is the Keepers Liquor?
The area directly facing the ocean
What is Oceanfront?
"Sorry losers and haters, but my this is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."
What is IQ?
Brownie Sundae Blizzard
Who is Kyle?
This shell has a fan-shaped look to it with approximately 20 ribs, its natural color being more of a dark red.
What is a scallop shell?
Ed Wellington
Who is the mayor?
Acting like a physical shield that sits on top of the skin, reflecting and scattering UV rays away
What are Sunscreens?
These things don't work, I've had them many times, and on occasion, they break, they explode. If something's hot, they don't last very long, like a matter of minutes, sometimes a matter of seconds. It's a ridiculous situation
What is a paper straw?
Something that doesn't get finished
What is whatever Jordyn orders?
These mollusks are generally processed for human consumption in soups, chowders, and stews; while a small portion of are also sold in the bait market and are the most common shell found on 28th street.
What is the surf clam shell?
Founded in the 1920's by first generation Norwegian fishermen. It was at that time primarily a lobster fishing co-op known as the Independent Fish Company.
What is Viking Village?
Created for fun using hands, buckets, and shovels, they range from simple mounds to elaborate designs, and naturally wash away
What is a sandcastle?
The Biden administration had spent $8 million dollars to make these tiny pests transgender.
What are mice?
Vanilla Ice cream with Pineapple Sauce
Who is Pop Pop?
The upper shell of this mollusk is thick and highly arched, and the lower shell is smoother and flat. This mollusk is highly important to the environment: just one of these can filter more than 50 gallons of water in 24 hours.
What is an oyster shell?
10:00am - 5:00pm
What are lifeguard hours?
What are seashells?