Mom's dog growing up.
Who is Penny?
Dad sold over $10,000 worth of this line of books in order to help make ends meet in the first decade of this century.
What are Diary of a Wimpy Kid books?
The sport mom lettered in during High School.
What is Tennis?
This was the largest of the children in this family at birth.
Who is Luke?
What is "The Three Stooges"?
Dad's main dog growing up.
Who is Moe?
The fun and "healthy" company mom worked from home for in the late 90's/early 2000's.
What is Big Idea?
The organization/team Tim joined later in high school to work on potentially becoming a pitcher in college.
What are the Longshots?
This child was described as a "barracuda" by the doctor relating to breastfeeding.
Who is Melissa?
Famous wedding song that Dad danced to with Gammy at Mom and Dad's wedding. (I bette you can't get this one)
What is "Wind Beneath My Wings"?
This was eaten by Sam causing significant medical bills.
What is a sock?
Ironically, one of the places Dad worked in college to help pay for the Engagement ring he bought his bride to be.
What is a liquor store?
The sport Luke was playing when he shattered his finger during his junior year of high school.
What is soccer?
This child's shoulder got stuck during child-birth resulting in a semi-emergency C-section delivery.
Who is Tim?
The lead actor in the patriotic movie Dad once wanted to watch so bad that he asked his children to watch with him as a birthday present.
Who is Mel Gibson?
This animal spent a lot of time in the basement before dying and being taken quietly away.
Who is Fluffy?
The original name of the book dad wrote?
What is Lockdown?
This is the injured body part that derailed dad's senior season as a pitcher for the #2 ranked Calvert Hall baseball team.
What is an Ankle?
The breed of plush dog Melissa (the toddler) gave to baby Tim at the hospital to welcome him into the world.
What is a pug?
The numbers assigned to the lead male and female secret agents in the show Get Smart.
What are 86 and 99?
These three dogs belonged to Gammy and Poppy after Dad moved out of the house.
Who are Brady, Sammy, and Teddy?
The job title or position that mom, dad, Melissa and Tim have all held at some point in their lives.
What is Camp Counselor?
The sports position Poppy excelled at while in the Army intramural leagues.
What is quarterback?
Doctors asked mom and dad at the hospital if they wanted to falsify Melissa's birth certificate with a lie about this.
What is Melissa's time of birth (move it to the next day)?
The lead actor and future mega star that had the lead role in the movie Grandpa was famous for being an extra in.
Who is Tom Cruise?