The Black Household
During dinner at someone else's home, your mother might issue this warning.
What is you better eat now because I'm not cooking when I get home.
In what movie does this line appear? There is no money dirty enough to buy me out.
What is Dreamgirls
In the Bible only one person is referred to as blessed and highly favored. Who was it?
Mary- Mother of Jesus
This weapon of correction can be found on trees often requiring the act of cutting them off.
What is a switch
Black people say this when someone tells them they have to do something
What is the only thing I have to do is stay black and die.
On the weekends, how do you know its time to clean?
When there is loud music playing early in the morning.
What movie does this line appear? "I da pappy"
*Bonus* What was the Character's name?
What is Life- Jangle Leg
Two people in the Bible did not see death. One was carried into heaven on a chariot of fire. What was his name?
Elijah the Prophet
This illegal act is often overlooked in the black community because it helps put food on the table.
What is buying and selling food stamps
When taking a trip to see a person for "special services" an adult might use this metaphor to confuse a child
What is going to see a man about a mule
This remedy in the black household is rumored to help cure any sickness
What is a good old fashioned nap
In coming to America, what was the rap that the Peaches sang to the Prince?
"My name is Peaches and I'm the best all the DJ's want to feel my breasts"
In Revelation, the Lord said that being this way would make him spew you out of his mouth.
What is being Lukewarm
This time of gathering happens once a week as an act to bring black families together at the start of a new week.
What is Sunday Dinner
While issuing a warning to a child an adult might conclude the warning with this saying.
What is You don't believe Lard is greasy.
In the presence of company, your parents might use this subtle but painful method of correction.
What is a pinch under the arm
In what movie does this line appear? "I took that hoe to Burger King"
Love and Basketball
The Bible says that when we shall see the abomination of desolation spoken of by Daniel the Prophet, where should we stand?
What is in a Holy Place
When a black person says they are about to leave your house, how long does it take?
What is 1-2 hours
When a child makes an adult remark. The child is told this...
What is to stay in a child's place.
These interesting items can be found on display in a black household...but you better not touch.
What is whatnots.
In waiting to exhale, what were the leftovers that Loretta Devine was heating up?
In Elijah's time, a drought occurred for 3 1/2 years. After praying the lord sent a rain cloud. How big was the cloud?
During Black Functions, this is considered the most important dish
What is Macaroni and Cheese
During an argument, a black person might use this metaphor involving money as a warning.
What is don't Write no check your a** can't cash