Film/TV mashups
Madagascarface
Attractive acrobat/archaeologist/millionaire is hired to find the ark of the covenant.
There's a pile of gold behind one of four doors. The doors read:
A: The gold is behind door B or C
B: The gold is behind door A or D
C: The gold is here
D: The gold isn't here
Only one of the doors tells the truth. Where is the gold?
Behind door D. D, C and A are lying, B is telling the truth.
Looking at your kids there.
'Here's looking at you, kid.', CASABLANCA
Take the sum of the total value of young women and divide by the number of young women.
Mean girls
This heist comedy sequel with a starstudded cast takes a sharp turn when it decides to highlight America's dark history of slavery.
Ocean's 12 Years a Slave
Famous Marvel school face their greatest threat; an ancient mutant who serves as a special forces colonel during the Vietnam war.
X-Men Apocalypse Now
If you throw me out of a window you'll leave a grieving wife. If you leave me in the middle of a door you might just save a life. What am I?
The letter 'N'
A demon is like an onion.
"Ogres are like onions." SHREK
12.874752 Kilometres
8 Mile
A group of rebels are institutionalised with an oppressive nurse while trying to obtain the plans for a weaponised space station
James Bond's first feature film follows a man being hunted by a psychopathic killer after accidentally finding a stash of 2 million dollars in drug money.
Dr No Country for old men
How do you measure 9 minutes using only a 4 minute and a 7 minute timer?
Start both. When 4 runs out, restart it. When 7 runs out, restart it. When 4 runs out a second time, 8 minutes have passed and 7 has been running for one minute. Flip 7 back again, and when it runs out you've measured 9 minutes.
Take your stinky feet out of me with a dirty monkey!
"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!" PLANET OF THE APES
The rate of change of position with respect to time
Speed
The last survivor of a zombie apocalypse spends his days making straight men more fabulous.
Queer Eye am legend
Modern tale of star crossed lovers from rival families are caught up in a classic cross country spy chase.
North By NorthWest Side Story
I'm only one colour but not one size. I'm stuck at the bottom yet I easily fly. I'm present in sun, but not in rain. I do no harm and feel no pain. What am I?
A shadow
Turner is a great start to believe in ghost stories. Ya in one
"Ye best start believin' in ghost stories, Miss Turner. Yer in one" - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
P(Monday intersection Tuesday) = P(Monday)*P(Tuesday)
Independence day
Lady Birdman
A classic Wes Anderson jaunt about a mysterious angel shark who shows a business man what the world would be like without him.
It's a wonderful life aquatic
You receive a letter addressed from senselessness. What's the letter?
The letter 'E'. (the word sense less the word ness)
Live it! live it!
'It's alive! It's alive!" FRANKENSTEIN
[cos(theta) -sin(theta)]
[sin(theta) cos(theta)]
The Matrix: Revolution