Funny Questions
This food is delicious but almost guarantees you'll need extra napkins and regret wearing white:
Spaghetti
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body but come alive with wind.
an echo
A phrase used by Emilee and Kaylee anytime they get in trouble and is also a popular early 2000's song:
It wasn't me
This planet spins so slowly that a day there last longer than its year:
Venus
Before becoming the apostle Paul, he went by this shorter name while persecuting Christians:
Saul
This object disappears the moment you need it but magically returns when you buy a replacement:
Keys
The more of this you take, the more you leave behind.
footsteps
Justin and Renee say this phrase when logic has failed and they're done negotiating:
Because I said so/get a job
This animal's fingerprints are so similar to humans that they can confuse crime scene investigators:
a Koala
This man spent 40 days and nights floating in the world's biggest boat-building project:
Noah
This is what everyone suddenly becomes an expert at during family game night...until they start losing:
Rules enforcement
Poor people have it, rich people need it, and if you eat it...you die.
nothing
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This family member is blamed for almost every broken object, mysteriously emptied snack bag, and every missing Mtn Dew:
Logan
The only continent without wild snakes is this icy one:
Antarctica
This Old Testament strongman lost his strength after a very unfortunate haircut:
Samson
This is what magically happens whenever someone says, "Who wants to take out the trash?":
Sudden selective blindness
I have cities but no houses, rivers but no water, and roads but no cars.
a map
This phrase is used by Mamaw when she is being told a story that she finds funny and unusual:
"Yall ain't right"
This metal is liquid at room temperature and used in old thermometers:
Mercury
This queen bravely approached the king to have her people, even though it could have cost her life:
Esther
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What is the name of the #1 caller to Papaw's phone?:
Pam
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same.
a barber
The family member most likely to say, "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes."
Papaw
This country has more pyramids than Egypt:
Sudan
According to Genesis, this man lived to be 969 years old - the longest recorded lifespan in the Bible:
Methuselah