MASJID MEMORIES
What happens when your parents meet relatives at the masjid?
Leaving takes another 30 minutes
What drink is REQUIRED at iftar?
Rooh Afza
“I’m leaving in 5 minutes.”
Biggest lie ever
Who gets blamed when something goes missing?
Who’s most likely to accidentally say something rude out loud?
Ismah
What’s the loudest part of Eid prayer?
Everyone meeting each other after salah
What happens 5 minutes before iftar?
Everyone suddenly enters the kitchen
“We’re almost there.”
Still 30 minutes away
What causes instant family yelling in the car?
Bad directions
Who’s most likely to say “I’m coming” and arrive 40 minutes later?
The Azharuddins
What’s always louder than expected at the masjid?
Someones Ringtone
to the yemini coffee house
“I’m not hungry.”
Eats the most food
What causes chaos during board games?
Making up rules
Who’s most likely to become an auntie/uncle before age 25?
Maleeha Baji
What’s the most dangerous thing to lose at the masjid?
Your shoes
What’s the hardest Ramadan struggle?
Smelling food while fasting
“This will only take one minute.”
Takes forever
What family event always becomes chaotic?
Taking group photos
Who’s most likely to start a game argument?
Safiyah
What the worst thing that can happen when you try to leave the masjid
You forget where you parked
What starts the biggest Eid arguments?
Who got more money 💀
“We won’t stay long.”
Leaves 4 hours later
What starts the BIGGEST arguments at gatherings?
Bringing up old stories 💀
Who’s most likely to secretly take extra dessert?
Hatim