pumpkin
I protect, I stand tall
my purpose is to strike fear in all.
What am I?
scarecrow
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
people are dying to get in
I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, What am I?
A candle
I have a body, arms, legs and a head, but I’m heartless and have no guts. What am I?
skeleton
I have a face but no eyes, a candle inside, and a stalk on top. What am I?
A pumpkin
Oz had good ones from the north and south
And wicked ones from the east and west,
But flying around on a broomstick
Is probably how I’m known the best.
What am I?
witch
You’re in a room and there’s a ghost in the room, but you are the only one in the room. How is this possible?
you are the ghost
Each morning I appear to lie at your feet. All day I will follow no matter how fast you run, yet I nearly perish in the midday sun.
your shadow
From the head down to toes, through every living being I flow. Some people might faint when they see me though! What am I?
blood
What is the only mammal that can truly fly?
A bat
Often buried with fabulous wealth
I'm often called wrapped up in myself.
What am I?
mummy
Look in my face, I am somebody. Look in my back, I am nobody. What am I?
mirror
Some people believe in me and others don’t. At night I roam around and sometimes I float. If you hear a troubled noise coming from the ground, go run and hide from my creepy sound. What am I?
ghost
You may see this hairy creature by the light of the moon.
You can start running but it will likely catch you soon.
You can hope for escape with the rising sun.
But you have a better chance with silver bullets and a gun.
What am I?
werewolf
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A Sandwich
I always leave a trace, so you can see where I’ve been. I have some extra legs, and I make people scream. What am I?
spider
where do spirits buy stamps?
the ghost office
Darkness, dust, cobwebs and creaking floors.
Secrets, spirits, strange noises and occasional slamming doors.
What am I?
haunted house
I sleep upside down and I fly through the night. I live in dark places and I don’t have good eyesight.
bat
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with
Who makes it, has no need for it.
Whoever buys it won’t use it.
Who uses it, won’t care.
What am I?
casket
Frankenstein’s father has three sons. The names of two of them are Snap and Crackle. What is the third son called?
frankenstein
Two girls ate dinner together.
They both ordered iced tea.
One girl drank them very fast and had finished five in the time it took the other to drink just one.
The girl who drank one died while the other survived.
All of the drinks were poisoned.
How is that possible?
the poison was in the ice
A man was driving with his son in his car. They got into an accident and were in critical condition. Two ambulances from two different hospitals arrive. The man is taken to one hospital and his son to a different one. The doctor walks into the operating room, looks at the little boy, and says, “I can’t operate on this boy. He is my son.” How can this be?
the doctor is the boys mom
What is a Vampire’s favorite fruit?
A neck-taurine