Offensive Nicknames
The name we call Mom’s sister’s husband
Who is DUI
The amount of times Aunt Lisa visited Dad after he was diagnosed with cancer
What is 0
The tattoo on Ryan’s back.
What are two large lacrosse sticks
Grandma Sharon’s nickname post 2023
Cuntmuffin
The number of properties paid for by our parents
The event Grandma Sharon decided to skip
What is Dad’s unveiling
The appropriate amount of time to spend with Grandma Laurie
What is 2-3 days
Five things mom and dad paid for in entirety
What are Jordan’s private school education, Jamie’s private school education, Uncle Scott’s divorce lawyer, Fromm family vacation to Montana for Jamie’s graduation, Uncle Scott’s credit card bills, Ryan’s private school education, Jared’s private school education
The insult told to my mom after she flew my cousin and aunt to Ut and paid for their hotel and meals
What is “Is Hayden still annoying?”
The obnoxious gift that Dylan asked for for Chanukah one year
What is a large Gucci belt
The school that Jordan wanted to opt to go to after Dad went to bat for him to get into Penn (the school he eded to and got into)
What is Michigan kinesiology school
The caption from one of our cousin’s Instagram posts at our house in Miami
What is “Four seasons at the Four Seasons”
The number and names of the cousins that asked for free Clear after Dad passed away (and having not checked in on us otherwise
What are 2 and who are Dylan and Jamie
The reason Jared went to rehab
What is video game addiction (also known as heroin)