I should have stayed on the farm.
I should have listened to my old man.
What is the musical about a man eating plant called?
Little Shop of Horrors.
What is a Pixar movie that has a similar idea to cars?
Planes.
What is the real name of Voldemort?
Tom Riddle
You don't have to be lonely...
… at farmers only .com
It seems to me that you lived your life...
… like a candle in the wind
Is Newsies a Disney musical?
Yes.
What was the name of Buzz Lightyear's arch nemesis?
Zurg.
What spell would you cast to get rid of a dementor?
Expecto Patronum.
The snack that...
… smiles back.
That deaf, dumb, and blind kid.
Sure plays a mean pinball.
Why was Michael crying in the bathroom?
His best friend left him for a girl and popularity.
What are the names of the eels from the Little Mermaid?
Flotsam and Jetsam.
What are the nicknames of the marauders?
Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs.
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now.
Call JG Wentworth 877-CASH-NOW.
Time on my hands...
… could be time spent with you.
Why does Crutchie have a bad leg?
He has polio.
What are the names of the fairy's from Sleeping Beauty?
Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather.
Why was Draco crying in the bathroom?
He was stressed with everything. Also the fact that he had to kill Dumbledore.
Every kiss begins...
… with kay.
Closed the door...
… and left me blinded by the light.
What kind of friends does Jared say that him and Evan are?
Family friends.
What is the Pixar code in every movie?
A113.
What is the name of Filch's pet cat?
Mrs. Norris.
What would you do...
….for a Klondike Bar.