The Major-General's Song
This reason is why this is not an impressive feat: “I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies”
What is the Painters were all centuries apart, and thus are quite distinguishable?
This English king is called “The Conqueror”
Who is William I?
This Phineas and Ferb villain often sees his plans foiled by Perry the Platypus
Who is Dr. Doofenshmirtz?
From the Lochs of Scotland, to the beaches of Aberdeen, Across the Mountains of Wales, From Irish Sea to North Sea, From Belfast to Manchester, From Worcester to London
What is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland?
This Post-Soviet country had 1,700 nuclear warheads before giving them back to Russia
What is Ukraine?
An acrostic is a synonym of this
What is a word puzzle?
This English Queen, known for defending against the Spanish Armada, and also never marrying
Who is Elizabeth I?
This Inspector Gadget villain often only appears as a hand on a chair, petting a cat
Who is Dr. Claw?
From the plains of Kantō, to the shores of the Shinano River, Across the Mountains of Fuji, From South China Sea to Pacific Ocean, From Tokyo to Kyoto, From Osaka to Kobe
What is Japan?
This Post-Soviet country is the modern day closest ally of Russia
What is Belarus?
This comic opera, also penned by Gilbert and Sullivan, is referred to in the line “And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore”
What is the HMS Pinafore?
This English king during the Hundreds Years War conquered almost the entirety of France, and was set to become King of France
Who is Henry V?
This Star Wars Rebels villain features primarily in the show’s final season, and is noted for his strategic acumen
Who is Grand Admiral Thrawn?
From the plateau of Tibet, to the basin of the Yangtze, Across the Mountains of Himalaya, From Sea to Shining Sea, From Shanghai to Hong Kong, From Beijing to Shenzhen
What is The People’s Republic of China
This Post-Soviet county has the largest land area of any post-soviet county besides Russia, and has the 4th largest land area in Asia
What is Kazakhstan?
This reason is why the Major-General being able to give every detail of Caractacus’s uniform is not an impressive feat
What is he only wore a loin cloth?
This English Queen lost the last English holdings in France
Who is Mary I?
This Simpsons villain is Bart’s nemesis and was once Krusty the Clown’s sidekick
Who is Sideshow Bob?
From the Tundra of Siberia, to the port of St. Petersburg, Across the Mountains of Ural, From Sea to Shining Sea, From Moscow to Volgograd, From Chelyabinsk to Kazan
What is Russia?
This Post-Soviet Country is known for having 89% Blue Eyes
What is Estonia?
“Sat a gee?” means this
What is rode a horse?
This English King was never coronated, and was probably murdered in the Tower of London along with his brother
Who is Edward V?
This Gravity Falls villain has an appearance inspired by the Eye of Providence
Who is Bill Cipher?
From the Parking Lots of Ikea, to the Plains of Götaland, Across the Mountains of Scandinavia, From Baltic Sea to North Sea, From Stockholm to Gothenburg, From Falun to Malmö
What is Sweden?
This Post-Soviet Country, which borders the Caspian Sea, is known for a former leader that was obsessed with horses
What is Turkmenistan?