Oh SH*T, todays what!?
Fam-tastic Funnies and no so Funnies!
Family Shockers and Shenanigans
OH…I knew that!
For the love of Happiness:
100

Who said 'I do' on April 6, 2019?

Kristy and Mike

100

Who once told Kari to cut off her curls because they were 'ugly' (totally jealous)?

Krista

100

Who in the family played soccer for Penn State?

Holly

100

Which U.S. President was famously known for having wooden dentures?

George Washington

100

What state is Taylor moving for work?

Colorado

200

Whose bday is on November 29?

Andrew

200

Whose nickname was the unforgettable 'George Puddin'?

Sophie

200

Whose cat goes by the nicknames 'Fight Club' and 'Uncle Creepy'?

Shannon and Joshuas cat, Gover

200

What are the three primary colors?

Red, Blue and Yellow

200

Whose nickname is 'Lunbox'?

Baby Rhett

300

Whose birthday falls on February 11?

David

300

Who is the Ms. (or Mr.) Frizzle of the family?

Amos

300

What unexpected song hilariously busted out while Shannon was walking down the aisle to Joshua?

'Game Over' by Lil' Flip

300

Who was the beloved 'Crocodile Hunter' known for his love of wildlife and contagious enthusiasm?

Steve Irwin

300

Who probably spent a small fortune getting a Beauty and the Beast costume perfectly tailored for Halloween (because there was NO WAY it was going to fit)?

Dan

400

Who blessed us with their birth on April 17, 2017?

Princess Julia

400

Who once fell down the stairs without a stitch of clothing?

Robert

400

Who in the family was once pregnant and managed to break out of jail?

Teresa

400

Which fruit is literally 'eating you back' while you eat it?

Pineapple—its enzymes break down proteins, including those in your mouth!

400

Who would yell 'Gorillas!' at the top of their lungs to call their kids home?

Patty

500

Name three family members celebrate their birthdays in July?

Mike, Taylor, and Henry. 

500

What special talent did Taylor showcase at the family Thanksgiving talent show?

The Rocking Horse

500

Which two family members accidentally shot themselves (and lived to tell the tale)?

Mike and David

500

What is (100 - 31) + (15 - 15)?

69

500

Grandma's favorite dish from 'The Other Place'?

Liver and Onions

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