ABOUT SAM
In NERF avoid a head shot,
But try to earn a _______ ________
red dot
Be sure to avoid the worm cup
When you step outside for your __________ __________
warm up
Outside it is ok to slay crows,
But indoors let’s break out the ________ ________
play dough
You need to have sharp reflexes
If hunted by big _____-____________
T-Rexes
When for the best memories you reach,
You’ll probably think of trips to the ___________
Beach
Some kids love their locker,
But our kid just likes __________
soccer
As fine art begins with some sketching,
So all sports should start with some __________
stretching
My Mommy is a Saint,
She always lets me ___________
paint
We all know that kids have para snack skills
Which matters little among __________________
Taradactyls
Nano, Cyano, Soprano . . .
My Daddy enjoyed his _________
Piano
Our family may never need bodyguards,
But Sammy will always love __________ ___________
trading cards
Embrace the prepper way!
Remember your ____________ _________
pepper spray
Nope, he won’t eat eggs, no ;
But Timmy does play with _________
Legos
A leaky fish tank is to “pronto porous”
As giant lizard is to __________________
Brontosaurus
My Mom made tasty bars
My Dad drove junky _________
Cars
Now, Sam is so clever with words,
Yet he also is master of ______________
birds
For serious training it’s integral
To line up a bunch of ______________
intervals
No one has been to Mars
But most boys have toy _________
Cars
Most dinosaurs do not sit up and beg,
But they most all hatch out of _________
eggs
Your spouse is the one who completes ya
Our family’s obsessed with __________
Pizza
Next year, when we’ve Garret-North played,
Our son will have started _____________ _______________
fourth grade
If I had to run in the arctic,
I'd probably still run some ______________
fartlek(s)
If we lived by the beach, we’d Surf tons
But instead we battle with ______ _______
Nerf Guns
You’ll need more than bandaids and gauze
If you get caught by a dinosaur’s _____________
claws
At bath time, make sure that you scrub ya!
Especially when we call you ____________
Bubba