Holiday Spirit
This popular Christmas song was originally written for the Thanksgiving horse racing season and titled “The One Horse Open Sleigh“
Jingle Bells
This Siberian monk, famous for his inability to be murdered along with his womanizing, was hired by the Romanov family to heal Prince Alexei from his hemophilia.
Grigori Rasputin
The disarming spell that Harry Potter is infamous for using constantly
Expelliarmus
Harper’s favorite animal
Panda
In his Thanksgiving special, this character is asked to kick Lucy’s football as a tradition, and when she pulls the football away, he falls over. This happens twice.
Charlie Brown
This artist of The Persistence of Memory believed himself to be the reincarnation of his dead brother, and had a strange fascination with Hitler. After his second expulsion from art school, he drove himself across Europe in a cauliflower filled car, explaining “everything ends up in the cauliflower”.
Salvador Dali
This strange redheaded Diary of a Wimpy Kid character repeatedly offers to show Greg his “secret freckle“, and is the only boy in the whole middle school skinny enough to be in Greg’s weight class
Fregley
The animal that can deflect bullets with its leathery skin, and is known for carrying leprosy
Armadillo
The number of people the average house contains on Thanksgiving
11
This famous Austrian composer known for Requiem and Symphony No. 40 really enjoyed fart jokes, and even composed a song called Leck mich im Arsch.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
The fictional creatures in Artemis Fowl that live under the ground, of which Holly Short is one of. They have a magical police force called LEPrecon, but their flying powers are limited on the Earth‘s surface.
Fairies
The only mammal that cannot jump.
The elephant
This Native American tribe that celebrated the first Thanksgiving along with the Pilgrims
Wampanoag
This Danish astronomer had his nose cut off in a duel and wore a metal one for the rest of his life. He also famously refused to pee during an all-day banquet and died days later of a kidney infection
Tycho Brahe
In Stranger Things, the name of Lucas’s ice cream loving younger sister, who takes the Starcourt Mall elevator with Steve, Robin, and Dustin and is captured by the Soviets
Erica
The activity that animals such as jellyfish and starfish do not do as a result of an absent nervous system
Sleeping
This US president was the first to pardon a turkey from being eaten at the request of his son Tad, starting a tradition that has lasted over 150 years.
Abraham Lincoln
This “mad, bad, and dangerous to know” poet had a pet bear, drank out of a skull chalice, and joined the House of Lords at the age of 10. He was the inspiration for both Frankenstein and the first ever vampire novel, later fathering the computer programmer Ada Lovelace.
Lord Byron
In the Ghostkeeper’s Journal and Field Guide, this 125 year old head chairman of SPRUNG is later revealed to be possessed by the Ghoul and kills Ag.
Jeremiah Goodrough
The only venomous primate, these adorable creatures are found in South America and secrete toxin from their shoulders.
Slow loris