DISNEY EXPLAINED BADLY
A narcoleptic woman takes up residence with seven strangers.
Snow White.
A teen plays matchmaker for his parents while an old guy tries to prevent disaster from occuring.
Back to the Future.
Sweet Caroline...
Buh, Buh, Buh,
On Jan 19th, this social media app stopped working in the U.S. shortly before a federal ban was due to take effect.
TikTok
¡Feliz Navidad!
Spanish
Tangled.
Boy spends 7 years being a third wheel and dodging kisses from strangers.
Harry Potter
Never gonna give you up...
Never gonna let you down!
This President returned to office on Jan 20th
Donald Trump.
Joyeux Noël!
French
Boy Scout relentlessly harasses old man until he is forced to run away.
Up.
Rich white man is barely punished for DUI by forced hockey education.
Mighty Ducks.
Then I saw her face...
Now I'm a believer.
On Feb 13th a kayaker off of the coast of Chilean Patagonia was swallowed by this animal. (Jonah wasn't so crazy after all.)
Frohe Weihnachten!
German
A girl and her three brothers bear the burden of keeping their father from murdering their mother.
Brave.
Man saves woman from drowning. Woman doesn't return favor.
Titanic.
I saw the sign, and it...
opened up my eyes.
A new pope is selected, Leo XIV who came from this country.
The U.S.
С рождеством!
Russian
Child who is taunted for his large ears does mid-air somersaults while conversing with a mouse.
Dumbo.
Orphan farm boy kisses sister while dead beat dad tries to get him to join the family business.
Star Wars
I don't want a lot for Christmas...
There is just one thing I need.
August 26th, Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs announces his marriage to this singer.
Taylor Swift.
圣诞快乐!
Chinese