WHO SAID IT
"Jack why are your eyes so red?
Antonia
Lovelandtown Bridge
MetLife during the day and AC by night you will find this cousin, always, with a Miller Lite
Lauren
Ciro knocked on Gabe & Lynn’s door asking for this name and ever since then it’s never been the same
Judy
Grandpa, a cousin, a golden doodle, a pitbull mix and home to a great cucumber martini
Charlie
“Where’s the buttah”
Lil Gabe
Home to many important events: first birthday parties, baptisms and even weddings you can find Jack and Sam here on any given night
BHS Beach Club
Jackie Boyyyy
They chaperoned their daughters school trip with a smile, little did they know the teacher was a pedophile
Gabe & Gina
Legend has it he's still in the Lagoon.....
Brutus
“I’m not finished.”
Jack Sr.
You’re guaranteed to see at least one family member sitting at the bar and luckily this local joint is not too far
Half Moon Point
Whether she's choreographing a beaver dance or touching up your look, Grandma believes she needs to pick up a cookbook:
Bri
Ciro knocked on Gabe & Lynn’s door asking for this name and ever since then it’s never been the same
Judy
Everything was fine, he just owned 11 chihuahuas at one time
Michael
“It’s murder in here”
Lucy
Once owned by Grandpa and ran by the family, with a couple years of from cousin Kelly. Chocolate milk or Pork roll egg and cheese this spot is still on Bridge enter if you please
The Lunchonette (Klotz)
She’s getting married and she’s always high, she gets her nickname from the family computer guy
Nate
He’s handsome, Italian and has North Jersey connections but things went south when this cousin was giving the family illegal flu injections ?
Mario
Aunt Anita took the guilt to the grave but really the person who let the family bird out was.....
Gabe
“Wait Black Friday isn’t only for black people to get discounts?”
Jaclyn
1729 Bay Isle Dr was first purchased in _____ for $________
1966, $19,000
You won’t find her lingering around the local bar yet this cousin has been found in the back of a cop car:
Sam
She blacked out in the golf cart and was acting quite insane, wait....what was that women's name?
(Hint it was the 2nd bar crawl)
MaryAnn
Grandma's favorite grandchild:
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