Kid Chaos Chronicles
Who tried to guilt trip their neighbor into giving them a dog?
A - Mikaela
B - Ainsley
C - John
C - John
Who peed their pants on the Just for Kix stage mid-dance?
Amelia
Who's favorite Tinder bio "No single moms - if you were a catch, he wouldn't have left you and the kids behind."
Joe Joe
RANDOM SHOT GUN
Mikaela believes that ____ ____ has something to do with HER RECENT HUSBAND's death because of her new government clout
Erica Kirk!
What does Mia think Ben could be famous for?
HINT: It's something with his mouth
His professional duck noises
Who tried to trap his tooth fairy with Legos?
Aaron
Who spreads their toes under the shower faucet once it's turned off to watch the water go down the drain?
Hailee
RANDOM SHOT GUN
Mikaela is looking to be the ____ to someone's Simba
HINT: like from the movie!!
Nala
What is Ainsley, Katie, and Abbey's favorite conspiracy theory that is absolutely true?
Denver Airport Illuminati!!! BONUS Shot if you believe it too!
Joe Joe's most recent hobby is Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters - what is it?
The Yu-Gi-Oh series follows the adventures of high school student Yugi, who has a magical secret that comes to life when he plays his favorite card game: 'Duel Monsters'
Who made a Miranda Sings fan account and opened fake fan mail for a YouTube video?
Elly
Who flushed their family's fish down the toilet thinking they would swim into the ocean? (Like in Nemo??)
A - Katie
B - Hailee
C - Abbey
D - Ben
E - John
C - Ben
Fill in Hailee's favorite Tinder bio:
"God gave me two hands: one for the _____ , and one for the ____ "
Titty , Kitty
Who believes that the government is hiding something in Antarctica?
A - Ethan
B - Elly
C - Ben
D - Maya
E - Ainsley
Ethan
Who has weekly book club calls with HIS high school friends?
John
RANDOM SHOT GUN
WHERE did Ainsley pee her pants while taking family pictures... and the pictures continued?
Disney World!
Who fell through their deck on a business call?
Joe Joe
They have a car!
Who does Kristian think conducted 9/11 from the White House?
George Bush
RANDOM SHOT GUN ROUND
How many times does Mia blink before falling asleep every night?
15 - Drink the difference from your answer (you can stop at 10 :)
Instead of "Save Big Money at Menards", how would Abbey sing the Menards slogan?
HINT: 'Save Big ____ in the _____'
Save Big Mamma in the Night
RANDOM SHOT GUN
Who posted a picture of a dog chewing their finger on Instagram?
Mia!
In what class did Ainsley and Katie play Tinder every period?
Stats! (Roll freshman sznnn)
Who needs to watch ASMR while eating night snacks to calm down?
Abbey
What is Maya's hidden party trick?
She can lock her hands and move them to the front of her face (plz demonstrate)