Things Black People Say
What time do we have to be on the I-10
By 10
I've fallen
And I can't get up.
Some people want it all
But I don't want nothing at all if it ain't you, baby!
What did Felicia need to borrow?
What is a microwave
Solve the riddle: Why is 6 so close to 10?
What is Because 7 8 9
Instead of calling him gay, black people say
What is he got a little sugar in his tank.
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now
What is calling J.G Wentworth 877-cash now
Many things you are on Earth....
A holy king, a carpenter, You are the Living Word.
What is Samuel L Jackson sick of?
What is all these gotdamn snakes on this gotdamn plane?
Name the 5 members of the Everybody Hates Chris household.
Rochelle
Chris
Julius
Tanya
Drew
Taking money from one person to pay another person.
What is robbing Peter to pay Paul?
What car insurance company promises to save you 15% or more on car insurance?
What is Geico
I DARE YOU SAY THAT AGAIN TO MY FACE....
WHAT DID YOU SAY BOUT MY BROTHER? THAT'S NOT A STRAY; THAT'S MY BROTHER. YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY BROTHER, CAUSE I SAY SOO. IF YOU PUT YOUR PAWS ON MY BROTHER, YOU'LL MEET THE JAWS OF HIS BROTHER. THOSE ARE THE LAWS FOR MY BROTHER.
HEY WHERE DID HE GO?
What did the lifeguard ask Rasputia?
What is are you wearing bottoms?
Between what streets is weed considered a little twinny twin twin?
Normandy and Weston
Only black people think this has a smell.
What is outside
Name the three brothers from Rice Krispies Cereal.
What is
Snap
Crackle
Pop
If they say why why...
Tell them that it's human nature.
How old is Reggie, and how old does he look?
16
30
What four women robbed the bank in set it off
Frankie
Te-Te
Cleo
Stoney
Black people's favorite line when they misplace something?
IKMSAJGUAWOH
What candy claims melts in your mouth, not in your hand?
What is M&M
Too many storms have passed your way....
and your all washed out cause it rained on your parade.
What does Frankie want to do?
What is Frankie wanna blow up the bank, Frankie wanna rob the bank.
Name 10 cast members from the TV sitcom "Martin" in the show.
(No Real Names)
Martin Jerome
Gina Shanaynay
Tommy Rosko
Cole DragonFly Jones
Bruh Man Pam