Herschel Krustofski is the real name of this kids' show host.
Krusty the Clown
In a cloak of red,
she set off one day,
to visit her "____"
not far away
Grandmother
This Texas Statesman has a city named for him and a University, SHSU
Sam Houston
Gerald's Bladed Weapons
Ford's Swords
Around Week 7 of pregnancy, It's called this; after, it's a fetus.
Embryo
Barney Gumble is one of the regulars at this bar.
Moes
In Rags she was found,
but a ball was in sight
A "____" was lost
but the prince saved the night
Glass Slipper
Barack Obama received a bachelor's degree in political science from this university.
Columbia
Eisenhower's scares
Dwight's Frights
It's the lightest stable subatomic particle (that we know about).
Electron
Clancy Wiggum holds this important job in Springfield.
Police Chief
In a magical garden,
a girl named "____" would play,
with a rabbit in a waistcoat
leading the way
Alice
Handsome Dan is the mascot of this school located in New Haven Connecticut.
Yale
Ulysses' Angry Tirades
Grant's rants
Langerhans cells are found in this layer of skin.
Epidermis
Kang is the drooling alien from this Halloween series of scary episodes.
Treehouse of Horror
These "____ ____",
a hard working mining crew,
protected a maiden
until the spell is though
Seven Dwarfs
Daily Double
Kent State
Jimmy's official founding documents
Carter's charters
These hormones relieve pain but probably don't give the runner's high as once thought.
Endorphins
Like his father before him, this man is the devoted assistant of Mr. Burns
Waylon Smithers
They called him "____",
he was loyal with charm,
as Aladdin's furry companion,
he helped navigate
danger and harm
Abu
This private Catholic University in New Jersey was named for a woman who was one of the first American-born saints.
Seton Hall
William Howard's vertical gold mine passages
Taft's Shafts
This branch of philosophy studies nature, origin, and the limits of human knowledge.
Epistemology