A response to "What's your problem?"
What is projective modules?
Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy, and John Lithgow.
What is Shrek?
Her parents are Denise and Jerome. She was in my kindergarten class. She works at Skokie Public Library.
Who is Elise Damasco?
An epic that follows the Greek hero Odysseus, king of Ithaca, and his journey home after the Trojan War.
What is the Odyssey?
To cry noisily, making loud, convulsive gasps.
What is sob?
Something that might be said upon hearing some ridiculous information
What is "Saints preserve us!"?
Cary Elwes, Robin Wright, Mandy Patinkin, Chris Sarandon, Wallace Shawn, André the Giant, and Christopher Guest
What is The Princess Bride?
She was my roommate during my freshman year of college. She plays the trumpet. She is from Maryland.
Who is Megan Radcliffe?
A young man and woman whose families are sworn enemies fall in love and ultimately meet a tragic fate.
What is Romeo and Juliet?
A palindromic male name.
What is Otto?
The appropriate response to seeing Dame Maggie Smith onscreen.
What is "She's a witch!"
Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Christopher Walken, Martin Sheen, Nathalie Baye, Amy Adams, Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Garner, and James Brolin.
What is Catch Me If You Can?
Her parents' names are Glenn and Amy. She has two brothers. She used to have chocolate-making birthday parties.
Who is Jessica Tatsui?
Winston Smith wrestles with oppression in Oceania, a place where the Party scrutinizes human actions with ever-watchful Big Brother.
What is 1984?
A small open-fronted hut or cubicle from which newspapers, snacks, and tickets are sold.
What is a kiosk?
How Baba might describe his cinematic preferences
What is "movies for guys who like movies"?
*DAILY DOUBLE*
Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Gary Sinise, Mykelti Williamson and Sally Field.
What is Forrest Gump?
He works for the federal government. He sent us a Christmas card. He was in theatre at Niles North.
Who is Michael Small?
A group of British schoolboys who become stranded on an island after a plane crash attempt to establish order and rules, but their society gradually descends into chaos and violence.
What is Lord of the Flies?
What is an oboist?
A possible response to "What have you been doing lately?"
What is "taking haircuts"? (Also: watching movies, going to museums, seeing plays, etc.)
Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, Paul Henreid, Claude Rains, Conrad Veidt, Sydney Greenstreet, Peter Lorre, and Dooley Wilson.
What is Casablanca?
She was the president of Willard Residential College. She is from Arkansas. She is a journalism major.
Who is Olivia Alexander?
Just after the end of the Civil War, there is a house numbered 124 that is haunted by the presence of a dead child. A former slave named Sethe has lived in the house, with its ghost, for 18 years.
What is Beloved?
A brand of Greek yogurt.
What is Oikos?