It's All Relative
The first engineer in the family who also provided Karachi with frozen dairy treats
Who is Zia Dada/Munnu Chacha/Nana/Abbu?
The combined number of provinces in Pakistan and states in India
What is 33?
The combined number of grandchildren and great grandchildren
The 9th grandchild + the only movable bone in the skull
What is Osmandible?
This state is also known as the Lone Star State
What is Texas?
Buckeye state resident, avid sports fan, accountant
Who is Babu Chacha?
The date that India threw off its colonial masters and became an independent nation.
What is August 15, 1947?
What is 2010?
The physics major + a farmer's _______
What is Omarket?
Boasting a wingspan of up to 8 feet, this bird is featured on the Presidential seal and is the symbol of American freedom
What is the bald eagle?
Coming from a line of tea plantation experts, this relative is steeped in the marketing biz
Who is Javed?
Qaum, mulk, salt̤anat
Pāyindah tābindah bād
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What is Shād bād manzil-i murād?
The grandchild who once broke an arm and in a pain medication-induced haze, proclaimed "I'm king of the world!"
Who is Feriha/Foof/Faroo/Faffer?
Poetry pro + dance hall
What is Iqballroom?
After an attack on American soil by the Japanese, the US joined the Allies in this year
What is 1941?
The three Ivies that have been attended by members of the family
What are Harvard, Cornell, UPenn?
More than 60 languages and dialects are spoken in Pakistan. The 4 most common PRIMARY languages are:
What are Punjabi, Pashto, Sindhi, Saraiki?
The youngest son of one of 2 Okie (AKA people from Oklahoma) grads, the only family member with a house in Karachi and in DFW.
Who is Sameer?
Desert son-in-law + tailor
What is Vaseemstress?
After the recent passing of 43, these are the only former presidents living today.
Who are Barack Obama, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, and Jimmy Carter?
Born in the 70s, this Karachi native is the youngest MD of his/her generation
Who is Farhan?
The first Muslim ruler of this northernmost (and currently highly disputed) region of the Indian subcontinent started a dynasty that lasted from 1339 to 1561 and firmly established Islam in the area.
Who is Shah Mir?
Who is Fahad (bhai)?
Loudest/youngest of five + ridiculous notion
What is Azfarfetched?
In 1990, the US ranked #6 in education worldwide. Falling significantly since then, as of 2018 it holds a rank of _____. (give or take 5)
What is 27th?
(If you guessed 22th-32th, you will receive credit.)
^ The above errors were left for the sake of humor and self-deprecation. Can you see them?
Source: CNN.com