Jane
Yikes! You're on a tight schedule, but Jane has just spotted this. Prepare for a 15 minute delay
What is a baby? (Or, "da booda booda baby", whatever that means)
This extremely minute and perfectly respectable pet peeve of Sam's was held over his head as blackmail for decades
What is "keep your feet off of my chair"?
Despite Greg's complaints about the validity of the science, this Christopher Nolan movie remains one of the most electrifying sci-fi epics in the history of cinema
What is Interstellar?
Haldir
What is Lord of the Rings? Ok, that one was easy. I hope? He fought with Rohan at Helms Deep. The sassy elf.
Excluding her family, these were undoubtedly Jane's two favorite people on earth
Who are Bruce Springsteen and Jimmy Carter?
This terrifying demonic beast once frightened Marty so deeply that he could not go outside with other animals for years
What is a chihuahua?
Hans Gruber uttered this phrase right before his untimely fall from Nakatomi Plaza
What is Yippie ki yay, motherfucker?
Narmacil
What is Lord of the Rings? The seventeenth king of Gondor, you idiot!
In the game monopoly, the most expensive properties are this color
What is blue?
Jane's unconventional way of typing on her phone was often affectionately referred to as this. Feel free to act it out
What is "spider" typing?
This archaic English phrase has become quite convenient for the Crown family to express indignant agreement
Respond to this: Dad, there are whores and stuff here!
What is "Don't say 'and stuff'. Just say, 'Dad, there are whores here'"?
Finarfin
What is Lord of the Rings? The youngest child and son of Finwë and Indis and the third King of the Noldor in Valinor, you silly fool!
This singer/songwriter holds the records for most shows played at Madison Square Garden in NY
Who is Billy Joel?
This is the only period of time in the world where Jane is not instantly available to help you with anything and everything (especially editing school papers!)
What is budget season?
This term, a favorite of Nancy's, is useful for describing Katherine, Molly and George while watching a completely solid movie (especially if the film may require some suspension of disbelief)
What is the peanut gallery?
The protagonist of Dune: Part II has these different names
Elronon
What is antidepressant? Also known as noxiptyline and dibenzoxine, you buffoon!
These are the "Big Three" American car manufacturers
Who are GM, Ford, and Stellantis (Fiat)?
What is Vodka on the Rocks? (As I often told her, this is just taking shots for adults)
In a now-iconic video from maybe a decade ago, Corson complained about this 1400s European powerhouse in a very peculiar but hilarious way
What is, AROOOOOOOOO! FRAAAANNNNCCCEEE!!!
How many different Star Wars live-action movies have been made?
if someone said 14 because of the Ewok movies they can have the points. but do you really want them? are you proud?
Clédial
What is antidepressant? It acts via dopaminergicand serotonergic mechanisms. You should know this, you dumb failure.
This James Bond actor is the only one to never have a movie take place in a snowy setting
Who is Sean Connery?