Yo Mama!
Thread me!
It's Granny Heaton's REAL name.
What is Margaret Dwe?
According to the CDC's COVID-19 vaccine distribution and administration data tracker, this state has the highest percentage of its population fully vaccinated against the virus.
What is Maine?
This is the literal translation of the word "Hswe" into English.
What is "friendly?"
Kombucha typically contains less than this percentage of alcohol.
What is 1%?
Bodacious is a combination of these two words.
What is bold and audacious?
What is the Ayeyarwady?
The mNRA vaccines teach cells to make this, which triggers an immune response.
What is protein?
This is the event after which Myint asked Joan to marry him.
What is a church service?
Bottoms up! This over-the-counter medication carries the highest alcoholic content.
What is DeWitt's Cold Sore Medication?
*90%
US surfers coined the word "tubular" to describe "a cresting wave: hollow and curved, so that it is well-formed for riding on," but the 1980s, it was used to describe this state.
What is ultimate perfection?
This is a further endearment of the nickname "Na Joan."
What is Na Jolo?
The secret ingredient of the J&J vaccine is the adenovirus, which is the virus that causes this viral infectious disease.
What is the common cold?
When Joan was notified that a man had visited her dormitory, she thought it was this uncle because she could not clearly read the signature in the guest log.
Who is MacArthur?
Myint drank a robust amount of this liquor with Franz Nilius - the next day, Joan said "your father's sick - I think he has a cold."
What is pear schnapps?
When someone is referred to as an idget, this is the part of their being that's called into question.
What is their intelligence?
What is an exorcism?
If you are fully vaccinated, the CDC states that you can resume activities without wearing a mask or staying 6 feet apart with these exceptions (will accept two).
What is except where required by federal, state, local, tribal, or territorial laws, rules, and regulations, including local business and workplace guidance?
Standing at 5'9", Myint towered over his fellow Burmese males by this many inches.
What is 4 inches?
This is the strongest commercially available spirit in the known world, coming in at a whopping 95% abv.
What is Spirytus Vodka?
*It's Polish.
"No duh" eventually became this phrase among the Heaton cousins.
What is HUT DOY?
This is Mom's response to the question, "Who is your favorite child?"
What is "I have no favorites - they're all the same"
OR
What is "You are" if asked by one of her children
As of today, there are about this many people vaccinated in the entire world.
What is 413 million?
*That's 5.3% of the world's total population.
Myint paid this sum of money for his first suit in the United States.
What is ask Dad because I have no idea but I'm sure he does?
David Augustus Embury, American tax attorney, mixologist and author of The Fine Art of Mixing Drinks, declared that there are 6 basic drinks: Daiquiri, the Manhattan, the Martini, the Old Fashioned, the Sidecar, and this drink.
What is the Jack Rose?
*1 part Lemon/Lime juice, 2 parts Applejack, 1/2 part Grenadine
If you were having a Big Mama Chonger, it's likely you were doing this.
What is smoking out?