Where did dad tear his Achilles for the second time?
Outer banks (beach vacatio)
“Heee yawww yeahhh”
Emma
What’s Emma’s favorite restaurant?
Chili’s
What type of food does Olivia claim to be allergic to?
Jell-O
Who microwaved her iPhone?
Emma
Where did dad propose to mom?
His apartment
“I’m gunna punch you in the crotch”
Olivia
What’s Riney’s favorite football team?
Carolina panthers
Which one of mom‘s friends ghosted her and no longer speaks to her?
Diane Beach
Who had to get stitches for jumping off the bed?
Dad
Where did “X” the families pet turtle die?
Upstairs (died of neglect and heat)
”Qua is not a word”
Jon
What’s Elizabeth favorite kind of cheese?
White sharp cheddar… in room tem
How much was Prestons adoption fee?
$20
Who totaled the beloved white van?
Jon (rip)
Where did Elizabeth fart so loud that mom had to make sisters “Emma and Olivia” sit outside because they couldn’t stop laughing?
Harmony Square DQ
“Wait what… who is that… what’s their name again?
Dad… always dad
What’s Jon’s favorite kind of truck?
Toyota Tacoma
Which holiday did Nate sprain Olivia‘s finger?
Thanksgiving
Who failed statistics?
Elizabeth
Where did Elizabeth break up with her middle school boyfriend “Pablo”
McDonald’s in Berkeley Springs West Virginia.
“Okay so the door is either locked or unlocked”
Olivia
What’s Emma’s favorite movie of 2022?
Top gun maverick
What happens to mom every time she eats?
She chokes
Who almost burnt the house down?
Mom