Though often quoted, this cousin did NOT curse out a nun after a comedy show.
Who is Cory?
This relative is a cousin!!
Who is Sharon Molner Petruska?
Colleen lived in this state when TJ was born.
Where is New Jersey?
Kelly to Tyler
What is Aunt/Lover?
The receipt of this sacrament was regularly referred to as my "baptism," despite my actual baptism happening more than 20 years earlier.
What was my Confirmation?
This cousin looks like Horace, but just in the face.
Who is Dylan?
This relative is best known for a love of balloons and Listerine.
Who is Tricia Labaugh?
This food was vomited up in the Dobrowolski back yard on Marybeth's 60th Birthday.
Was are Cheetos?
Julia to Maureen (Redmond/Harte)
What is sister?
This was the make and model of my first car.
What is a Mitsubishi Galant?
This cousin sent a photo of her unclothed top in the group chat when prompted for a group picture from Olive Garden.
Who is Nicole Dobrowolski?
This relative is "the new one!"
Who is Rich Auerbach?
The oft sung, "Sto lat!" actually means this in Polish.
100 years!
What is 2nd cousin?
This date was my scheduled due date.
What is March 17, 1993 (St. Patrick's Day!)?
Kelly wants to love on this cousin.
Who is Tyler?
DAILY DOUBLE
Who is Pie (Eileen) Beverage?
This watering hole was often frequented by relatives in years gone by.
What is the Harp and Bard?
DAILY DOUBLE
What is first cousin twice removed?
This is my job title (rank and role).
What is Assistant Director - Risk Management/Personal Independence Compliance Testing (PICT)?
This cousin was tricked to believe she had disappeared as part of a rouse.
Who is Danielle?
This relative worked with Marion and first introduced her to Jim Redmond.
Who is Lucille Harte?
Marybeth once used this object as a microphone while singing along to a song by Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes.
What is a hairbrush?
Cory to Nicole
What is 2nd cousin?
I was born at this hospital.
What is Passaic General Hospital?