Occupations
You might call this person if you need to get rid of unwanted guests.
Who is John?
Oh! I think I've got one in my trunk!
Who is Brenda?
Aubrey, Jaxon, Emma, Adi, Oliva, Wren, Bently
Where Brenda "lost" her phone last spring.
Where is the zucchini patch?
This person has polished more skulls than any other family member.
Who is Hannah? (or Mike - we don't know!)
Don't trust the label! Consult this person before flushing anything down your toilet.
Who is Jason?
Got your phone? Got your purse? Got your keys?
Who is Tim?
November birthdays
Brenda, Angie, Nikki, Dallen, Olivia
This family member's many tattoos include well known characters from both horror and Disney movies.
Who is Jason?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
This family member has totaled the most cars (on accident). To answer correctly, name the family member and the exact amount of cars.
Who is Nikki?
Lena works in the pharmaceutical industry and sells this on the side.
What is goat milk soap?
We are NOT getting any more cats!
*gets another cat
Who is Lena?
John and Beth's kids
Christopher, Danny, Libby, Michael, John, Ashton, Spencer, Kayla, Amberlynn, Lily, Nate, Nick
John can squirt milk out of this hole in his body.
What is his eye?
This family member locked another family member in a dark place to teach them empathy.
Who is Grandma Elva?
This family member's past jobs include Little Ceasar's, Burger King, and Safeway.
Who is Nicole?
Boy oh boy was that exciting.
Who is John?
Names in the family that start with J.
John, John, Jamie, Jason, Jeff, Joanna, Jaxon
This family person is known for being particularly UNphotogenic at weddings
Who is Nikki?
These 2 family members have given themselves tattoos using homemade tattoo guns.
Who are John and Brenda?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY!
These 3 family members are the most likely to ask you repeatedly about your occupation and salary.
Who are Rick, Dennis, and Art?
I'm dead.
Who is Kelsy?
States we've been born in.
Washington, Oregon, California, Minnesota, Texas.
This family member has a special fondness for ugly animals and once owned a hairless cat.
Who is Kayla?
DOUBLE JEOPARDY
This family member's number is saved in Kelsy's phone under "Trash Burrito."
To answer correctly, tell who the person is, and how they got the name.
Who is Nikki - she dropped her burrito in the dumpster, retrieved it, and ate it anyway.