Mom's Pet Peeves
Don't forget to use this unless you want to receive an evil stare!
What is the microwave cover?
The secret tool to make it quiet in the house.
What is the water bottle?
Christmas isn't Christmas without this food.
What are tamales?
What is the kitchen table?
What are her car keys?
Nobody will forget this event that led to dad falling down while running in the street
What is Dandra taking off down the street?
What is "or what"?
If they are not on the kitchen hooks, consider them lost.
What are the keys?
What is chicken patties?
If mom were queen, she would have you beheaded for this breach of dining etiquette.
What is chewing with your mouth open or smacking your lips while eating?
If you look in the living room, you may find multiple of these!
What are dad's socks?
This horrific intrusion left Makaela and Malia stranded on furniture...
What is a lizard getting into the house?
In the Middle Ages, a punishment for theft was severed hands. In our household, your hands may be served as a punishment for this unsanitary act.
What is reaching into the chip bag with your hands? (Also acceptable: What is grabbing food with your hands without using utensils?)
Once it's in here... it's most likely gone forever.
What is the office?
Marie-Antoinette said "let them eat cake" but DawnDee said "save the meat" when this happened.
What is her tripping over Dandra?