how does a penguin propose?
They find their favorite rock and give it to the penguin that caught their eye.
when is Caspers birthday?
23/19!!!!
I'm afraid for the calendar.
Its days are numbered.
One lady ordered a fast delivery pizza and her order came the next year. How is this possible?
She ordered the pizza for New Year's Day.
what show has 11 seasons, was set in Boston, and ran from 82-93
Cheers
what animal is loaned to the rest of the world from china
pandas
whats the full wifi password
HoneyBuns7680
My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape.
That would be a big step forward."
While on my way to St. Ives, I saw a man with 7 wives. Each wife had 7 sacks. Each sack had 7 cats. Each cat had 7 kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives. How many were going to St. Ives?
Just one, me.
what show has 10 seasons, has 6 main characters, and lasted from 94-04
Friends
name all the planets in the solar system
mercury,mars,venus,earth,jupiter,saturn,uranus,neptune
what year did mom and dad get married (bonus if its the exact date)
07/30/2001
"Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera."
What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?
The word is starting! starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in, I. Cool,huh?
what movie has cartoonish violence, a girl that likes reading, and had both an English and American cast.
matilda
what fears are you born with
the fear of failing and the fear of loud noises
what is my favorite drink
sweat tea
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites
The more you take, the more you leave behind. "What am I?"
Footsteps.
a 2006 movie with adam sandler who plays a workaholic that finds a magic remote.
click
what year did the titanic sink
1912
name all the cats that we had before we got rid of any of them (not including the cats xaiver and jessalyn had casue i dont remember those)
misty, hades, bailey, stormy, murray, spot, rain. tigeris
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the fresh prints."
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.
a 2009 stop motion film based on a book, the main character moves to an old apartment with her work at home parents, and no one gets her name correct
coraline