How many years have M&P been married?
57
Double the pot: What is their anniversary date?
What did Ambyre attempt to illegally carry onto a flight with her husband who worked for the FAA (at the time)?
A knife.
How old would Tasha be if we counted every birthday she's celebrated?
Five!
What did Rachel sit on that resulted in an infamous sleep deprived Urgent Care visit?
A curling iron.
What did Hannah burn on Christmas morning in 2013?
Bacon
How does Marnie pronounce Liam’s name?
Lum!
Double the pot: What does Liam call Dove?
What article of clothing does Poppop need like he needs a hole in his head?
T-Shirts
What high school did Ambyre go to?
Susquehannock
In the year 2005, on a beach trip, Cooper insisted on taking three bathroom breaks before eventually peeing mid activity. What was the activity?
Mini golf. He peed on the course.
What pet did Rachel illegally sneak into Ambyre’s home in 2012?
Fish! Rachel walked to WalMart on her lunch breaks and would buy fish for Hannah to transport home.
What is Sam and Hannah's anniversary date?
03-23-2019
What was Dove's birth time?
8:04pm
Constipation
What town is Great Auntess' house in?
East Aurora
What famous singer would enrage Cooper to the point of tears in the 2010s?
Lady Gaga
What word did Rachel mispronounce in 2011 that she has never lived down?
She was trying to say "Pathological" and said "Chronological".
Mac and Cheese
Where did Hannah and Sam get the name Marnie?
Halloweentown, the movie!
What song did Poppop sing for their 50th wedding anniversary at church?
Through the Years by Kenny Rodgers.
When any of her children were sick and asked to stay home, Ambyre would respond with a three step saying. Name the steps.
1. Take an ibuprofen
2. Take a shower
3. Go to work
What are Cooper's famous poops called?
"A long one"
Wheel. Amelia turned into Meels which turned into Meals on Wheels which just became Wheels.
Hannah was sunburnt at Myrtle Beach in 2010. What did she force Rachel to do in the middle of the night, every night?
Apply aloe gel to her back and legs, then change the channel on the TV.
Name all of Liam's current pets.
Callie, Nico and Christmas
Name all of M&P's dogs.
1. Tiger
2. Gemini
3. Maverick
4. Remington
5. Mac
What is the one thing Ambyre could absolutely not teach her children to do?
Drive.
In what class did Cooper and Tasha first meet?
Math, in 8th grade!
What are Tyler's parents names?
Mark and Amy
Where did Sam propose to Hannah?
Kilgore Falls
Name two of the three astrological signs represented by the grand-ducks.
Marnie— Capricorn
Dove— Sagittarius.