family vacay
these kinds of vacations usually produce at least one injury (ex. colette's sprained wrist, mom's knee injuries, dad's wipeout/concussion)
what are ski trips?
this silly goose liked to snack on rocks
Who was biko?
The gaming console that allowed us wee nubbins to participate in bowling tournaments and racing championships (pierce always won)
what is the wii?
wee pierce's name for his second favorite sister
what is cowette?
the staple white elephant gift
what are circus peanuts?
The essential items left at home during the 2023 Budzik Minor stocking exchange
What were stockings?
This white tiger's disappearance is still one of the most unsettling unsolved mysteries...
Who was Emma?
the two blankets that were the prized possessions of me and colette (mine played a large role in the formation of my crooked teeth)
what are greenie and whitie?
the cold box that stores milk, meat, eggs and other perishables
what was the fooderater?
the item perpetually present on mom's birthday/christmas/mother's day wish lists
what is bird seed? (grippy socks also accepted)
because of sweltering weather, this activity prompted mom to baptize herself in the ocean
what was biking on the beach?
A victim of the covid pet craze, once transported to the motherland (my fishtank) from colette's cereal bowl size tank, this orange, white, and black friend grew to be 7 inches long
Who was billy?
this baton rouge (red stick) was HAND-y to wee natalie
what was my horn?
wee natalie's name for a light, airy, dairyful ice cream topping
What is whoop cream?
the art of weaving colorful rubber bands into bracelets and keychains
what is rainbow loom?
Where mosh had her first beach vacation, without power and in 40 degree weather
What is Dauphin Island?
Originally pets of Pierce and Colette, this pair was best known for their foggy protruding eyeballs and lopsided swimming.
Who were Rocky and Scott?
often featuring colette, the palmcoeks, and me (against my will), these events featured singing and extensive choreography
what were the dewey basement performances?
wee colette's word for clothes that are passed to younger siblings (and my entire outfit rn)
what were hamme downs?
the sport i quit because i "didn't like sweating"
what is tennis?
our tour guide who shuttled us around italy (and our fav brand of freezer chicken)
who is tyson?
The mother of our entire lineage of platys in the basement fish tank at Dewey
Who was white mama?
This event created an inescapable stench originating from the workshop mere hours before a showing of Dewey
What was pierce lighting the workshop trash can on fire?
the subject that my most evil teacher (who is out to get me) teaches
what is ap lang?
where colette (dressed as lil peep) got an infection from stepping on an eggshell
what were the covid olympics?