HEY, "MAC"
A type of pasta, it can also mean a fop or dandy
macaroni
These 2 people are inseparable; think they're joined at the cadera?
the hip
Jacksonville's minor league baseball team is named this, a classic shellfish oxymoron
the Jumbo Shrimp
From the Greek for “devil”, it adequately describes my plans for world domination
diabolical
Players will love you just by playing
Tell the women to come and go
You know when it rains
You will meet
Fleetwood Mac, “Dreams”
This coarse lace work is made by weaving & knotting cords into a pattern
macrame
May I have just one more piece of plátano cream pie?
banana
Temperature ranging oxymorons include freezer burn & this ointment brand Shaq uses for muscle pain
Icy Hot
Thousands each year undertake this type of sacred expedition to the Catedral de Santiago
pilgrimage
Walking a beautiful woman
Find the type of beauty you want
Beautiful woman
I don't believe you, you're wrong
No one is better than you
Sorry
Roy Orbison, “Pretty Woman”
Head west on Constitution Ave. in Washington, D.C. & soon you'll be on its shore
the Potomac River
Did the alguacil physically step in & keep order in the court?
the bailiff
In this place at a movie theater the first word gives up and the second one toughs it out
the concession stand
This synonym for “everywhere” has 10 letters, 3 of them “U”
ubiquitous
Oh, you see?
At dawn
We are proud
The last light in the twins
Whose veins and bright stars
Through dangerous battles
The city wall we saw
Flexible and soft
Francis Scott Key, “The Star-Spangled Banner”
As of 2010, U.S. airlines can't keep you sitting here for more than 3 hours
the tarmac
Do you feel bad for Mike, now that he’s a two-time perdedor?
Elmer's makes a "no-wrinkle" gooey adhesive called this, 2 very different materials
rubber cement
Smuggled or bootlegged goods
contraband
We cross the road during the day
The American Dream of Escape
At night, we would walk to a nice place
In a suicide car
Exit the rack on Highway 9
Chrome-plated wheels squeeze fuel and move on
Bruce Springsteen, “Born to Run”
This group of shrubs often has red fruit & includes smooth & poison varieties
sumac
Do you remember when we were kids going to the zoo to see the oso pit?
bear
It was an art style in the 1920s before it was the literary genre of Latin American writers like Jorge Luis Borges
magical surrealism
From the Latin for “head”, it means “to surrender”
capitulate
I'm windy
What am I doing here?
I'm not here
Radiohead, “Creep”