Bob: “Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.” Peter: “I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.”
What is "Office Space?" 
This appears on a quarter.
What is an eagle?
This family member is being memorialized in June.
Who is Uncle Jim?
This billionaire used to hit on his female employees.
Who is Bill Gates?
The name of the protagonist in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
Who is Lizbeth Salander?
“Despite the constant negative press covfefe”
Who is Donald Trump?
This is a category of sports.
What are extreme sports.
Ron’s surgery was to repair this.
What is a subdural hematoma?
Maricopa County has been in the news lately for this.
What is recounting the presidential election ballots?
The "Queen’s Gambit" refers to this.
A chess move.
“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”
Who is Oscar Wilde?
An ouchie in the ear.
What is an earache?
When Grandmary’s uncle climbed in bed with her, she did this.
What is got out of the bed? 
A roaming tiger named India was turned into police in this state.
What is Texas? 
The protagonist in A Gentleman in Moscow lived in this hotel.
What is the Metropol? 
“People say, ‘But Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends, I need a Ouija board.”
Who is Betty White?
People like Eleanor Sherman (née Wigglesworth) are often described as this.
What is elite?
This branch of the family has a hedgehog named Mochi.
What is the Arvada Haradas. 
AP and Al-Jazeera offices were destroyed by a missile fired by this country.
What is Israel.
The Shadow of the Wind takes place in Spain a few years after this war has ended.
What is the Spanish Civil War?
"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
Who is Michael in "The Office?"
Part of a roof that meets or overhangs the walls of a building.
What is an eave?
Grandad is mentioned in the acknowledgements of this book.
What is Piercing the Third Reich?
This pop star decided “she” was a “they” this week.
Who is Demi Lavato?
A book by this author was loaned to Mom with the note that said “Prepare to be horrified!”
