Holidays
What holiday made Ryan realize he didn't want to be with Delaney?
Thanksgiving
What did papa say to mom after she asked him to help her pay her mortgage?
"You can apply for one of those low income apartments"
What is Madison and Delaney's truama snack?
Saltine crackers and american cheese
What did the girls eat for dinner when mom didn't have money for food?
Who attacked Madison after she got out of the shower?
Lola
What did dad get us for Christmas because he was too drunk/hungover to get us real gifts
Underwear, toothbrush, and a Barbie :((
Where did Nana take us to visit Tommy?
Jail
What kind of lice did the littles have?
Super lice
What school did mom go to and why?
Proper school because "papa was on strike and the only job in the entire world was in Atlanta, Georgia"
What did mom call Annie after she fell over her?
A fat cow
What happened on that Black Friday?
The dogs ate Thanksgiving dinner
What did Grammy hit Delaney with because she didn't want to take a shower?
A fly swatter
What did Sean yell the first time he took a shower at the house on Albert?
"DAWG HAIR!"
What hotel did we stay in because mom kicked us out?
Super 8
How and where did Freddie die?
He got hit by a car on the Washington road?
What did Madison and Delaney get Cam for Christmas?
A rock wrapped in many boxes
What did Mindy tell dad to order us because we didn't know what we wanted?
"They'll have water"
What happened to the black couch?
Molly ate it
What fell on moms head?
A headboard
Who got thrown in the bath with Mackenzie?
Bella
Where did dad take us when we skipped Easter mass?
Walmart
What did Grammy and Pappy use instead of phones?
Walkie Talkies
What did Madison eat a lot of because she was drunk?
Hot dogs (raw)
What did Delaney whip Madison with?
A belt with bottle caps
How did mom's dog, Binky die? (bonus point for the year)
The house fire of '91