Holidays
Grieving the Dead
Niche Events
Things That "Never Happened"
Pets
100

What holiday made Ryan realize he didn't want to be with Delaney?

Thanksgiving

100

What did papa say to mom after she asked him to help her pay her mortgage?

"You can apply for one of those low income apartments"

100

What is Madison and Delaney's truama snack?

Saltine crackers and american cheese

100

What did the girls eat for dinner when mom didn't have money for food?

Sleep
100

Who attacked Madison after she got out of the shower?

Lola

200

What did dad get us for Christmas because he was too drunk/hungover to get us real gifts

Underwear, toothbrush, and a Barbie :((

200

Where did Nana take us to visit Tommy?

Jail

200

What kind of lice did the littles have?

Super lice

200

What school did mom go to and why?

Proper school because "papa was on strike and the only job in the entire world was in Atlanta, Georgia"

200

What did mom call Annie after she fell over her?

A fat cow

300

What happened on that Black Friday?

The dogs ate Thanksgiving dinner

300

What did Grammy hit Delaney with because she didn't want to take a shower?

A fly swatter

300

What did Sean yell the first time he took a shower at the house on Albert?

"DAWG HAIR!"

300

What hotel did we stay in because mom kicked us out?

Super 8

300

How and where did Freddie die?

He got hit by a car on the Washington road?

400

What did Madison and Delaney get Cam for Christmas?

A rock wrapped in many boxes

400

What did Mindy tell dad to order us because we didn't know what we wanted?

"They'll have water"

400

What happened to the black couch?

Molly ate it

400

What fell on moms head?

A headboard

400

Who got thrown in the bath with Mackenzie?

Bella

500

Where did dad take us when we skipped Easter mass?

Walmart

500

What did Grammy and Pappy use instead of phones?

Walkie Talkies

500

What did Madison eat a lot of because she was drunk?

Hot dogs (raw)

500

What did Delaney whip Madison with?

A belt with bottle caps

500

How did mom's dog, Binky die? (bonus point for the year)

The house fire of '91

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