jojo
Did you do a two man before
Idk
did you and Gaige do d point d
I bet yall did
It all started when Gigi said, “Maliyah, let’s bake something so good that jojo cries.”
Maliyah replied, “Bet. Let’s make 1,000,000,000 cookies.”
Gigi blinked. “Girl, do you even know how many that is?”
Maliyah grinned, “No, but it sounds delicious.”
So they grabbed every bowl in the house — even one from the dog. Gigi poured flour like she was summoning a snowstorm, while Maliyah cracked eggs like she was in a karate movie.
Then Gigi read the recipe and said, “Add one cup of sugar.”
Maliyah misheard and dumped the whole bag. The mixer started spinning so fast it looked like it was trying to teleport. Flour exploded everywhere — the cat turned completely white and ran out like a ghost.
“IT’S SNOWING COOKIES!” Gigi yelled.
Maliyah sneezed and a puff of flour shot out like a smoke bomb.
When they finally got the dough ready, Gigi said, “We need to bake it at 350 degrees for 10 minutes.”
But Maliyah, being a “genius,” said, “If we double the temperature, it’ll cook twice as fast!”
Five minutes later, smoke alarms were singing, the oven was glowing like the sun, and Gigi screamed, “WE JUST INVENTED LAVA COOKIES!”
They pulled out the tray… and there it was: one giant, crunchy, black, unidentifiable cookie-shaped rock.
Maliyah poked it with a spoon. The spoon bent.
Gigi said, “Perfect. We’ll sell it for 10,000,000,000 dollars as modern art.”
Then the ceiling fan turned on and flung dough across the room — hitting Gigi right in the face.
She looked at Maliyah, completely covered in batter, and said, “Well… at least now we’re the cookies.”
And that’s how they burned the kitchen, broke three spoons, traumatized the cat, and created the world’s most expensive cookie disaster. If you saw a giant 10-billion-dollar cookie that could break a spoon, would you eat it… or run for your life? 🍪💀
Maliyah and Gigi would eat it bc she don’t know how to cook
Is Gigi lesbian